A Million Dollars, BUT

[Xara]

no thanks lmao

a million dollars but none of your clothes fit anymore and you can never buy new ones

 

[Weiss Schnee]

Ugh. I... That's a rough one. I, think I'd say no to the million. I have way to many cute outfits. To never be able to wear clothes again sounds like a nightmare.

A million dollars but no one smiles at you any more.

 

[Seastar]

No thanks, I think that might give me depression.

A million dollars but you have anxiety attacks every other day for the rest of your life.

 

[Clock]

No thanks, I have anxiety as well I dont want it to worsen
A million dollars, but you must wear a hundred layers of clothing.

 

[Seastar]

I think I'll overheat and die... no thanks.

A million dollars but you have to eat a bug.

 

[Weiss Schnee]

Done. I ate a cricket at camp once, the counselor had us roast it first. Would do it again for a million dollars.

One million dollars but you have to wear a visable diaper when you're in public.

 

[Emzy]

i shall throw away my dignity cx

1 mil but you have to listen to one song for the rest of your life

 

[Seastar]

Nooo I can't do it! I need multiple songs!

A million dollars but you sleep for 20 hours every day.

 

[ProbablyNotJosuke]

Pfffft as if 20 hours is a long time for me to sleep I already do

One million dollars but you can’t use your legs and dominant hand

 

[SmoochsPLH]

Sure wheelchairs exist and I have another hand.

A million dollars, but you can never go outside again.

EDIT:
Why was I skipped? <:c

 

[applesauc3]

Pfffft as if 20 hours is a long time for me to sleep I already do

One million dollars but you can’t use your legs and dominant hand

Oh my goodness definitely not. I had my non-dominant hand in a cast for a couple of months this past year and it was awful. Even with my non-dominant hand I had so much trouble doing normal every day things. And then on top of it no legs? OMG no!!!

$1 million but you have to eat five bananas every day for the rest of your life

 

[Beanz]

Okay,

One million dollars but you must have the heat in your house on max volume every summer.

 

[Seastar]

Nope nope nope.

1 million dollars but you can't have a vacation ever again.

 

[Ananas Dragon]

no thanks lol

a million dollars but your favorite color ceases to exist

 

[Seastar]

Noooooooo

A million dollars but you can only eat chocolate now.

 

[Ananas Dragon]

no thanks

a million dollars but your username on every website ever is now ilovebarold and you can't change it

 

[Strawberry ink]

Sure barold is cute
A million dollars but you have no face

 

[Ananas Dragon]

no i need my face

a million dollars but the person you hate gets 10 million

 

[Seastar]

If I'm right about who I hate the most, this will put lots of people in danger. No, I won't do it.

A million dollars but you have to play your least favorite game every week.

 

[Ananas Dragon]

If I'm right about who I hate the most, this will put lots of people in danger. No, I won't do it.

A million dollars but you have to play your least favorite game every week.

im not playing kirby and the rainbow curse every week so no
i hate that game actually

a million buckaroos but every time you speak you have a different accent