A Million Dollars, BUT

my self-consciousness says no

a million dollars but you go bald and your hair never regrows
 
Sure!! Don't think it'd even change much for me

A million dollars but they're zimbabwean dollars and you have to travel to the other side of the planet to pick them up
 
For a million dollars? I’d do that for free

A million dollars but you have to clean a toilet with your mouth
 
but what if i just buy new ones😳

a million dollars but you spend the rest of your life alone
 
Nooooooo I haven't even gotten to watch Hamtaro yet

A million dollars but you can only eat your least favorite foods for a year.
 
Nooooooo I haven't even gotten to watch Hamtaro yet

A million dollars but you can only eat your least favorite foods for a year.
I want to watch Hamtaro so badly
And no

a million dollars but you must work out as hard as you can every day for the rest of your life
 
that’s a no from me dawg

a million dollars but you get bullied for the rest of your life
 
I already got bullied as a child for free so why not get paid for it now LOL 😂
~~ a million dollars but you have to drink a soup full of ground up roaches and chunks of roaches XD
 
Heck yeah, let's do this, it will suck and I might get very sick but a million dollars is a ridiculous amount of money so let's gooo

A million dollars but for the next twenty years the floor is lava
 
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