A Million Dollars, BUT

[Xara]

my self-consciousness says no

a million dollars but you go bald and your hair never regrows

 

[Seastar]

Nope nope nope.

A million dollars but you have to join a cult.

 

[Clock]

Sure as long as its not too dangerous
A million dollars, but many people will stan you

 

[Xara]

i love attention so sure

a million dollars but you can only eat one meal a day

 

[Seastar]

Noooo I can't. I eat too many snacks.

A million dollars but you have to sing everyday.

 

[Mick]

Sure!! Don't think it'd even change much for me

A million dollars but they're zimbabwean dollars and you have to travel to the other side of the planet to pick them up

 

[Clock]

If it’s not a hassle then yes
A million dollars, but scorpions infest your house.

 

[AppleBitterCrumble]

mmmmm n o

a million dollar but you have to lick the feet of a dirty old man who hasnt showered in a while

 

[ProbablyNotJosuke]

For a million dollars? I’d do that for free

A million dollars but you have to clean a toilet with your mouth

 

[axaniao]

LMAO WTF
NO WAY

A million dollars but you cut communication with your online friends

 

[Seastar]

What no. You're one of them now. I can't!

A million dollars but all your teeth fall out.

 

[Xara]

but what if i just buy new ones

a million dollars but you spend the rest of your life alone

 

[Seastar]

I can't... I'm not capable of living alone...

A million dollars but you lose half of your memory.

 

[axaniao]

NOPE.

1 million dollars but no more anime

 

[Seastar]

Nooooooo I haven't even gotten to watch Hamtaro yet

A million dollars but you can only eat your least favorite foods for a year.

 

[axaniao]

Nooooooo I haven't even gotten to watch Hamtaro yet

A million dollars but you can only eat your least favorite foods for a year.

I want to watch Hamtaro so badly
And no

a million dollars but you must work out as hard as you can every day for the rest of your life

 

[Clock]

Too lazy
A million dollars, but your bathroom will have spiders

 

[Xara]

that’s a no from me dawg

a million dollars but you get bullied for the rest of your life

 

[Lattecakes]

I already got bullied as a child for free so why not get paid for it now LOL
~~ a million dollars but you have to drink a soup full of ground up roaches and chunks of roaches XD

 

[Mick]

Heck yeah, let's do this, it will suck and I might get very sick but a million dollars is a ridiculous amount of money so let's gooo

A million dollars but for the next twenty years the floor is lava