A Million Dollars, BUT

[Clock]

Nah
A million dollars, but you‘ve lost your favorite pair of shoe.

 

[Weiss Schnee]

Nah
A million dollars, but you‘ve lost your favorite pair of shoe.

Oof. I'd go barefoot for a mil.

1 million but you have to eat Jack in The Box tacos for every meal for the rest of your life.

 

[biibii]

hekk no
1 million dollars but you have to lay in a bed full of cockroaches for 2 hrs

 

[Seastar]

Noooope.

A million dollars but ants move into your attic and start coming out of the ceiling.

 

[Weiss Schnee]

Noooope.

A million dollars but ants move into your attic and start coming out of the ceiling.

Ew no way! Ants like to bite me ;A;

A million dollars but you lose all your hair and wigs wont stick.

 

[Clock]

No thanks
A million dollars, but cannot wear your favorite brand.

 

[Seastar]

I don't even have a favorite clothing brand. The brands don't mean anything to me! So uh... Sure, lol.

A million dollars, but every light bulb you turn on breaks.

 

[Pinkshade]

I forget I have a lamp 95% of the time so I’ll take it

A million dollars but everyone else in the world gets 10 million

 

[Seastar]

Hmmmmm... Yes, all those poor people out there really need it! I'll take it!

A million dollars but what you are getting is stolen.

 

[Clock]

No
A million dollars, but you have to work for a mastermind and the chances of being arrested is really high.

 

[sigh]

tbh a mastermind could probably break me out of jail but i still Don't Know

a million dollars but your celebrity crush hates you and non stop shades you on every social media platform they have

 

[Kurb]

i dont have a celebrity crush so haa
a million but you are forced to play split the room every day

 

[Midoriya]

Idek what that is to be honest, so no.

A million dollars, but every day you have to make it through a different obstacle course in one piece.

 

[Seastar]

Nope nope nope.

A million dollars but you constantly have nightmares about your worst fears.

 

[Kurb]

I may be insane, but i'm not that insane.
A million but your hearing is gone

 

[spawnpoint]

Nah man

A million dollars but you can never sleep again

 

[Seastar]

Nooooooo I love sleep.

A million dollars but you have to sell the clothes you are currently wearing.

 

[Xara]

hell yeah,, i can just buy better clothes lmaoo

a million dollars but you become insomniac and falling asleep is almost impossible

 

[Clock]

No, I like to sleep
A million dollars, but you wear socks for the rest of the whole time permanently.

 

[Seastar]

Sure, I'm already doing that. Unless you meant wear them in the shower too.

A million dollars but everyone looks at you weird all the time.