A Million Dollars, BUT

[JemAC]

haha nope I would've lasted longer in The Matrix, I'd most likely be eaten five minutes into Jaws

1 million but you have to ask at least one stranger a day if they are Zipper T Bunny

 

[Jam86]

u mean do what i do everyday?
i'm jk, but i'd totally do that for free lol

1m but u can never eat biscuits again

 

[Ghost Of Mascevanje]

Done! Can't even remember when was the last time that I ate a biscuit

A million dollars but you can't brush your teeth for an entire decade.

 

[Jam86]

whaaat?? i'm eating biscuits rn lol

also no way, i eat way too many sweets

1m but u can only use it to buy pets

 

[JemAC]

yeah I'll take that, I've always lived with pets and love them so I'm sure that I'll have a lot during my lifetime, handy to have the million and get them essentially for free

1 million but everything you eat you have to fish for, catch or grow yourself

 

[Ghost Of Mascevanje]

whaaat?? i'm eating biscuits rn lol

Oh, never mind. It seems as if you were referring to cookies/crackers (since your profile says that you are from the UK, and biscuits over there are probably not those soft, puffy pieces of bread I initially had in mind). If so, then I actually do consume those a bit more frequently. But despite that, I would still take the 1 million as I do think I could live without eating them ever again.

Sure! I've been wanting to learn how to become self-sufficient for a few years now anyway.

A million dollars but you can only use the internet once a year (for 24 hours).

 

[Jam86]

Oh, never mind. It seems as if you were referring to cookies/crackers (since your profile says that you are from the UK, and biscuits over there are probably not those soft, puffy pieces of bread I initially had in mind). If so, then I actually do consume those a bit more frequently. But despite that, I would still take the 1 million as I do think I could live without eating them ever again.

Sure! I've been wanting to learn how to become self-sufficient for a few years now anyway.

A million dollars but you can only use the internet once a year (for 24 hours).

sorry, i didn't realise they had different names

also i hate to admit it but i can't do that, i'd have to leave the 1m

1m but u have to start school again

 

[Seastar]

Money won't make me go back to that torture.

A million dollars but you can only spend it on charity.

 

[Jam86]

of course! i'd love to be able to give money to charity
i'm too poor atm lol

1m but u have hiccups forever

 

[Seastar]

No. I'm pretty sure having them for too long can kill a person???

A million dollars but you are forced to try something new that you do not like.

 

[SpaceTokki77]

It depends on what it is. Sky diving- no. Skiing- yes.

1 mil but you have to gimme all ur tbt

 

[Jam86]

sure but it's not a lot haha

1m but it snows all year

 

[SmoochsPLH]

ooooh i love snow, but maybe not year round. i would miss gardening and birds and flowers and all that. <:3

1m, but you have to destroy one of your personal possessions a day

 

[Jam86]

oof idk, probably not because i could go and buy the stuff i break but i own a lot of things that aren't being made anymore

1m but u have to carry a frog on ur head until u finished spending it

 

[JemAC]

I suppose I could manage that, I'll just pretend I'm trying to recreate the Princess and the Frog film and then spend the million really quickly (and probably very unwisely ) so I don't have to keep the frog too long

1 million but you forever have that annoying tickle in your nose where it feels like you need to sneeze but it never comes

 

[ForeverALoan]

uhh lmao idk if i could go foreverrr with that tickle so I guess no

1 million but every time you talk you say the opposite of what you want to say with no control over it

 

[Jam86]

yup but i guess i'll just have to say the opposite of what i was originally gonna say on purpose so i will say what i actually mean haha

1m but u can never go on the internet again

 

[ForeverALoan]

noooo I cant do that

$1 million but you cant hear music ever again

 

[Jam86]

NOPE! like the jonas brothers once said
"music's in my soul" gotta stay true to those words of wisdom

1m but u can never pet a dog again

 

[ForeverALoan]

noo i could never

1m but you can never eat your favorite food again