A Million Dollars, BUT

[SpaceTokki77]

i’d find a new favorite food,

1 mil but you cant have any sort of junk food (candy, chips, soda, etc) ever again

 

[Jam86]

no can do, that's literally all i eat

1m but u have to put ketchup on every meal no matter what it is

 

[JemAC]

no way, I hate ketchup so that would stop me been able to eat anything

1 million but you have to take a tarantula everywhere you go until you’ve spent it

 

[Jam86]

yes! it'll be my son

1m but u can only eat food u grow urself

 

[SpaceTokki77]

heck no. I can’t grow something to save my life.

1 mil but you never can win anything ever again

 

[Jam86]

sure, i never win anything anyway

1m but on NH, isabelle is replaced by barold

 

[SpaceTokki77]

i wouldn’t mind, he’s okay.

1 mil but you cant play any nintendo games ever again.

 

[ForeverALoan]

id take it hard call though

1 mil but you can only eat fast food

 

[SpaceTokki77]

yes, fast food is epic.

1 mil but you have to give your pet to your best friend and you can’t visit them

 

[Seastar]

No way, I love my cat and also all my friends are online ones so how-

A million dollars but you turn into a bunny.

 

[Jam86]

ew no bunnies are the worst animal, i would hate to be one

1m but u can only watch adam sandler movies

 

[ForeverALoan]

nahh im good
also WHAT YOU DONT LIKE BUNNIES???

1mil but you have to take care of a pet snake for the rest of your life i like snakes so id do it

 

[Jam86]

oof no way, my sister said snakes eat their owners
also bunnies are so weird looking, i can tolerate them in animal crossing but not irl, i've hated them my whole life

1m but u can never read a book again

 

[Diegoboy]

Audible, here I come.

1m but for every $1 you spend, $9 will be donated to an organization you disagree with.

 

[Jam86]

i highly disagree with the organization of jam86

1m but u have to get a pet platypus

 

[JemAC]

Yes please, I love the platypus but couldn’t do the long flight to Australia (or the spiders over there) to see one. I actually adopted one a few years ago through the WWF, though I think it was through the US site as for some reason the UK site doesn’t let you adopt a platypus I’ll take a female one though as I don’t think they’re venomous, though I could be wrong!

1 million but you only get cold water for every shower or bath from now on

 

[Midoriya]

Sure, I’ll just torture myself when I’m cleaning myself as well.

One million dollars, but you have to hear the “DING FRIES ARE DONE” song in your ears as soon as you wake up every day for the rest of your life.

 

[Seastar]

I have never heard of this song but I'll still pass because I don't want annoying earworms.

A million dollars but you can only spent it on art.

 

[Megaroni]

Yes yes yes!! I love spending money on art

A million dollars but the first 15 minutes of every day must be spent memorizing the bee movie script. You must adjust your sleep schedule accordingly

 

[Jam86]

how do u know i haven't already memorized it

1m but u can never eat potatoes in any form again, including chips and crisps