A Million Dollars, BUT

[Yoshi155]

Well, I don't have any pets and I'm not considering getting any anytime in the near future, so I'll take it.

A million dollars but you'll die in the next five years.

 

[Bruscoe]

I fear death, so no.

A million dollars, but you cannot put any of it in a bank, and must keep all the cash somewhere in your place.

 

[Croconaw]

I will take that chance.

A million dollars, but you can no longer eat any type of ramen noodles again.

 

[Yoshi155]

Do instant noodles count? If so, then no way, they're one of my favorite foods.

A million dollars but you can't taste anything.

 

[Croconaw]

That would suck. I want to be able to taste my food. No.

A million dollars, but you lose your ability to smell.

 

[Aquilla]

I have poor vision but an extremely sensitive sense of smell. Sometimes it feels a bit like a curse but more often than not it’s really useful. I’d feel very limited if I lost my smell forever, plus I would probably lose my sense of taste alongside it so no way I’d give up THREE senses. Smell and taste are very connected.



A million dollars but you can only eat the same meal for an entire year for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

 

[Croconaw]

I'd be okay with that if I can choose the meal.

A million dollars, but you cannot play the next Animal Crossing mainline game, whatever it is.

 

[Yoshi155]

No way.

A million dollars but you have to delete and restart your account on this site.

 

[Croconaw]

No. I'll keep this account.

A million dollars, but you have to go back to high school and relive grades 9-12. No dropping out if you already graduated.

 

[Bruscoe]

Are you kidding me? Yes, I'd love to be able to talk to people outside of work again. Give me that.

A million dollars, but you must read the Bee Movie script out loud without flubbing words or stopping for more than 3 seconds (reading it is allowed).

 

[. Rarity .]

Man.. Ive seen that so many times because of my Ex and friend. Do I have to relive that movie again... Fine.

A million dollars but you gotta do one dare a day with out question. No matter what is asked, you do

 

[Mr.Fox]

No…too risky. Someone could just dare you to jump off a cliff or something.

A million dollars…but you have to have it on your person at all times (except showers/baths of course)

 

[Bruscoe]

Might as well call me the Six Million Dollar man! But seriously, no. I’d have no way to carry that many $100 bills on me.

A million dollars, but you must win it by going on your country’s Got Talent show and sing nothing but covers of the Barenaked Ladies song “If I Had $1,000,000”.

 

[VernalLapin]

Sure!

A million dollars but you can only eat lettuce for a year (I would fail this lolll)

 

[Yoshi155]

I like lettuce, but I wouldn't do this with any food.

A million dollars but you have to drink two liters of hot dog water.

 

[Xara]

my body very much so wants me to say no to that, but it’s a million dollars… i’d do it and then hate myself after, LOL.

a million dollars, but you have to spend a year in jail before you receive the money.

 

[Mr.Fox]

Tough one…communal is an automatic no. Private cell/solitary confinement…maybe? It would heavily depend on the country…have you seen those Norwegian ‘jail cells’? Better than some apartments.

A million dollars but you have to take a vow of silence.

 

[kilusion2011]

Oh heck yeah! I actually don't like talking vocally, so this works out for me!

A million dollars, but you have to swim a mile in honey.

 

[NovariusHaze]

Sounds fun. Will attempt.

A million dollars but you have to beat Kaizo Mario with no save states before you can spend any of it.

 

[Yoshi155]

I can't even play Kaizo in Super Mario Maker, what do you think I pick?

A million dollars but this site is removed from the internet.