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A Million Dollars, BUT

Yes, of course! In order to have a million Bucks I first would have to have 1,000,000 islands, which would imply I have 1,000,000 copies of ACNH and 1,000,000 Nintendo Switches. With this amount of consoles and cartridges I would easily sell each of them for $1 each to make a total net profit of $2,000,000. Before doing this, I would on Ebay list each Buck for 1 cent each, and if all goes well and there are enough people who desire this most unique villager, my income would total at $2,010,000. A most generous amount of money indeed!

a million dollars, but you’re now allergic to gluten.
 
That's fine.

A million dollars, but it snows everyday and is cold where you live for the rest of your life.
 
I wouldn't be able to live with this. I do not like the cold, and I don't want to live in South Park.

A million dollars, but to get it, you have to live in the Sahara Desert for a month, and you can't bring anything
 
I don't think so. I wouldn't have any means of getting food or water, which would lead to death. The money wouldn't be worth it if I were dead.

A million dollars, but you have to eat a vegetarian diet for two months.
 
I would definitely do that. I'm not a huge fan of most meat and have grown up sometimes eating meat and sometimes eating other protein like tofu so I think it would be easy for me to do it for two months. Going vegan would be harder but I think I would still do it.

A million dollars, but you cannot use the internet for a year. The only exception is that you can use it for business/work related purposes, but you can't use social media, websites etc.
 
Probably not because I have a lot of long distance friendships that I connect with them through online, gaming, ect. It's a lot of money, but ignoring my friends for a whole year just for some money isn't my thing.

A million dollars, but you have to delete all the save data on one game that you really like and have put a lot of time into.
 
Looks like I can pick the game, so easy peazy. I won't delete New Horizons, but rather the original Spyro trilogy that I 100% completed multiple times. I really wouldn't mind playing through them all again. They're super fun games with great soundtracks.

A million bucks, but the term was copyrighted by Buck and thus you're required to give a significant portion to him.

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No thanks. Buck is property of Nintendo. They don't need more money. They need to fix their awful online.

A million dollars but you have to stop eating sweets for a year. (Or whatever your favorite type of snack is)
 
Sure, I'll live

A million dollars, but you now have a stalker. Not one that's gonna hurt you or go any where near you most of the time. But somewhere out there. Someone is stalking you 24/7.

Who are they? Where are they? Who knows.
 
No Five Guys… I guess I’ll find alternatives.

A million dollars, but you’re thrown into a simulator where you appear as your Animal Crossing player villager in your town/island and have to deal with the other villagers’ antics for an entire year.
 
This is supposed to be a challenge? This would be amazing. I'm taking the million.

A million dollars but you get a random disease if you take it. It can be anything from the common flu to rabies.
 
Mmm, no thank you. I'll stick with healthy! 😇

A million dollars but you have to dress the same as your best friend every day. 😊
 
Depends because if they have off and just in their PJs or whatever and I got to go to work I might get fired or something lol.

A million dollars, but you have to lick a frozen pole outside.
 
I could probably do that. A lot of the food like pizza is more American than it it Italian now. Most people claim pizza is not Italian because it's way more Americanized. Either way I could probably do either even though I would miss pizza and the such.

A million dollars but you have to become well known on some social media, keep up the content, and overall be very involved in it.
 
I guess I’ll become a YouTuber.

A million dollars but you lose one human eye and one human ear from your body.
 
Yeahhhh....I'll pass...

A million dollars, but you have to give it to your worst enemy.
 
Then it wouldn’t be mine, would it? I’ll pass.

A million dollars, but you can’t use it for traveling purposes.
 
I wasn't planning on doing that anyway, so I'll take it.

A million dollars but you get sent to a random country.
 
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