A Million Dollars, BUT

[Croconaw]

Yes. Anything is better than here, and I hope it's tropical.

A million dollars, but you have to put mustard on everything you eat.

 

[TN4U]

Ehhh, no.

A million dollars, but your computer is limited to only run Windows XP for a month.

 

[Croconaw]

I guess that's fine. I cam just use my smartphone.

A million dollars, but you can only drink hot drinks for the next month. All your drinks will be warm and you cannot add ice to them.

 

[NovariusHaze]

Deal

A million bucks but you have to drink a large glass of orange juice every time after you brush your teeth.

 

[Croconaw]

Yes.

A million dollars, but you can't listen to music with headphones/earbuds for a month. You can listen out loud but people will hear it.

 

[CylieDanny]

Do people really wanna hear my bizarre Playlist.. Probably not, but I could handle that. It's happened before lol.

A Million dollars but you now only talk in movie quotes or sayings for the rest of your life

 

[Yoshi155]

No. I could do it if I watched a lot more TV shows for the movie references and watched a lot more movies, but it seems like it would be difficult.

A million dollars but you have to be homeless for a month.

 

[Croconaw]

I'd do it.

A million dollars, but you have to shave your head bald.

 

[Mr.Fox]

This one was made for me…I already shave my head as close as I can with clippers, so an easy yes.

A million dollars but you can never use anything with wheels ever again.

 

[Midoriya]

Sure thing.

A million dollars, but once a day for the rest of your life you will slip and fall.

 

[Mr.Fox]

Tough…if the fall is always random, then you’d have to operate under forethought for the rest of your life, so no. If it was scheduled, like 430 every day, then sure.

A million dollars but you can now only hear every 3rd word that is said to you.

 

[Croconaw]

No.

A million dollars, but you cannot taste food. You can eat but you can't taste it anymore.

 

[Yoshi155]

No. I can’t see how a million dollars would ever be worth that.

A million dollars but you have to become a member of PETA. (I’d rather die than do this)

 

[k e r f u f f l e]

No way José. They'd make me go on their lunatic missions to infringe on people's property and steal their pets.

A million dollars, but you can't hear music.

 

[Croconaw]

No. I need music.

A million dollars but you have a mohawk.

 

[k e r f u f f l e]

Hair grows back. Sure.

A million dollars but you have to trade houses with a random person. (You can take your own stuff)

 

[Croconaw]

For sure, if it's a random person in a specific state/location. I don't like the chance of being placed in a cold climate.

A million dollars, but you can only listen to music without lyrics. Just melody.

 

[k e r f u f f l e]

Big nope.

A million dollars, but you can't buy a pet for 5 years.

 

[Midoriya]

Sure thing.

A million dollars, but you have to use 10 emojis in every post you make from now on.

 

[k e r f u f f l e]

Hell yeah.

A million dollars, but you have to watch the entire soap opera "Guiding Light" (all seasons from 1952– 2009).