A Million Dollars, BUT

[Midoriya]

Sure thing.

A million dollars, but you have to actively get stung by bees every day for the rest of your life.

 

[k e r f u f f l e]

Eh, nah. Bee stings have a very small amount of poison in them, which is why they enflame your skin and cause pain. This puts the body through a minor amount of shock and forces the body to attack the poisons. This may cause stress to the body over time even though the poison amount is small.

A million dollars, but you have to work part-time as an unpaid professional cleaner for a year.

 

[Croconaw]

I don't think that would be worth it, no.

A million dollars, but you have to take public transportation or walk everywhere for the next month.

 

[Yoshi155]

No way.

A million dollars, but you have to survive a dream with Freddy Krueger. (In case you never watched A Nightmare on Elm Street, if Freddy Krueger kills you in your dream, you die in real life)

 

[Croconaw]

A dream isn't real, so I can come up with some unreal way to survive the dream.

A million dollars, but you can only drink juice for the next month.

 

[Xara]

That sounds like an easy million dollars to me!

A million dollars, but you have to move to the middle of nowhere, a place far away from civilization, shops, transportation etc.

 

[Yoshi155]

No, I don’t think I could do that.

A dream isn't real, so I can come up with some unreal way to survive the dream.

A million dollars, but you can only drink juice for the next month.

I hope you can lucid dream if you’re planning on this.

A million dollars but you can’t shower for a month.

 

[hauntedhead]

I hate not showering daily but I'd do it for a milly

A million dollars but you have to live isolated with no company or entertainment for a month

 

[k e r f u f f l e]

That's solitary confinement. Pass!

A million dollars, but you have to seek out and eat 1 spider every day for a month.

 

[-Blue-]

A million dollars, but you have to work part-time as an unpaid professional cleaner for a year.

Working as a part time cleaner and getting a million sounds worth it to me tbh. Sure you're not getting paid to do the job, but if you look at what most people bring home at the end of the year you are probably making more doing this. I'd do it.

I'd also eat a spider. As long as it's just a harmless one and I don't gotta eat a poisonous one like a black widow. I'd probably smash it first so its already dead lol.

A million dollars but you have to give a half to someone you really hate.

 

[Mr.Fox]

Oh geez, a lot of people could probably do this but I personally couldn’t. It would just fester in my brain and drive me crazy.

A million dollars but you have to do a single bullet Russian roulette once per year.

 

[NovariusHaze]

No thanks

A million dollars but you are a wanted criminal

 

[Croconaw]

No.

A million dollars but you lose your eyesight.

 

[Lavamaize]

Nah, that's one of those things you can't put a price on.

A million dollars but you have to spend a year without access to the internet.

 

[Midoriya]

...this one I'm going to have to pass on.

A million dollars, but for the rest of your life, for an hour a day, you must listen to this video on repeat.

 

[Mr.Fox]

Couldn’t do it lol

A million dollars but you have to talk to people like you’re trying to talk over the noise of someone vacuuming.

 

[Croconaw]

That’s fine. I talk loud anyway.

A million dollars but you have to eat a vegetarian diet for a whole year.

 

[Yoshi155]

This made me laugh lol.

Yeah, I think I could eat a vegetarian diet for an entire year.

A million dollars but every day a random item that you’re going to use that day gets put in a random place of your house. So you could just wake up and the clothes you were going to wear are in the oven.

 

[Mr.Fox]

Definitely not. Days where it could be yours keys or wallet could turn into chaos.

A million dollars but you can never ‘enter’ water again. No bath/pool/hot tub/open water etc. You could still take showers, but that’s about it.

 

[Xara]

As long as I’m still able to shower, I’m perfectly okay with that! I don’t take baths anymore anyways, nor do I know how to swim, so it’s not a big loss.

A million dollars, but you have to move to somewhere you’ve never lived before every year.