Fabioisonfire
total a-hole
Well I was gone all weekend in Plains, MT (around 7 hours away from where I live now) for a swim meet. I'm not in swim team- I double rostered in baseball (dumb idea), and I'm in the 14 year old All-Stars, so I keep baseball busy all summer. I just basically came for Sarah. My buddy Justin took me. Now the first day was nothing special- the long ride there, and we hung out with the girls. (Sarah brought Lauren, Justin's girlfriend. See how this all works out?) Anyway, the next day Lauren and I basically hung out in the girls' tent, as our friends came in and out from their events. Sarah was in like, 3, so we got to hang out a lot, which was cool. Anyway, the NEXT day was the bomb diggity fresh.
Basically, Sarah kicked some major behind and got high point. (Which is basically destroying everyone and getting first place.) which made her happy, which made me happy. Later in the night we had a kick-butt dance, and I got my groove on. Now after all this, we went home. This is where 'it' all started.
So my friend Justin also took another friend of ours, Jason. So this whole time Jason's talking about how great the day was going. We stop into Pizza Hut to scarf down like, 4 pizzas. We're all causing a lot of noise, laughing hysterically. As we're finishing, a waitress walks by Jason, plate full of empty dishes, an unfinished pizza and tomato soup. She TRIPPED on a carrot I threw earlier, spilling EVERYTHING all over Jason on his NEW WHITE t-shirt, along with his WHITE shorts! He looked like either he p***** blood or he was bleeding. It was so funny, he just had the "Oh ****" look on his face. "Everything always turns out like this! It's always perfect, and then right at the end I get the shaft! Right up the ***!" I have NEVER laughed so hard in my life.
Oh yeah, Sarah stole my hat. That's hot.
Basically, Sarah kicked some major behind and got high point. (Which is basically destroying everyone and getting first place.) which made her happy, which made me happy. Later in the night we had a kick-butt dance, and I got my groove on. Now after all this, we went home. This is where 'it' all started.
So my friend Justin also took another friend of ours, Jason. So this whole time Jason's talking about how great the day was going. We stop into Pizza Hut to scarf down like, 4 pizzas. We're all causing a lot of noise, laughing hysterically. As we're finishing, a waitress walks by Jason, plate full of empty dishes, an unfinished pizza and tomato soup. She TRIPPED on a carrot I threw earlier, spilling EVERYTHING all over Jason on his NEW WHITE t-shirt, along with his WHITE shorts! He looked like either he p***** blood or he was bleeding. It was so funny, he just had the "Oh ****" look on his face. "Everything always turns out like this! It's always perfect, and then right at the end I get the shaft! Right up the ***!" I have NEVER laughed so hard in my life.
Oh yeah, Sarah stole my hat. That's hot.
