Corrupt The Wish Above

[zelorm]

Granted, but the fairy is a communist who always urges you to do communisty things

I wish 9/11 didn't happen
(Try not feeling bad about corrupting this! Hehe)

 

[NightDelight]

Granted, but jet fuel now can melt steel beams (If you get this reference, then wow <3)

I wish MLP never existed

 

[zelorm]

Granted, but a furry Tv show arises

I wish I got sports puns/references/ect

 

[NightDelight]

Granted, but now all you can ever think of is sports

I wish humans didn't require food nor drinks to survive

 

[zelorm]

Granted, but then history is changed dramatically

I wish I could get "under the sea" out of my head

 

[NightDelight]

Granted, but now you have part of your world stuck in your head

I wish I didn't have to take a huge test tomorrow

 

[zelorm]

Granted, you are expelled, and through a seires of unfortunate events, involving Lemony Snicket sabotaging you multiple times, become a hobo

I wish I could remember stuff

 

[NightDelight]

Granted, you can only remember your worst memory


I wish I don't have to wait till Thursday to watch another episode of Steven Universe

 

[zelorm]

Granted, but they kill off the gems, and make the show about Peridot destroying earth

I wish I could rember my second worst memory too

 

[NightDelight]

:00 no steven

Granted, you now forget half of the english language

I wish I didn't eat 5 cookies since my stomach hurts

 

[zelorm]

Granted, you eat 6

I wish I did not kill off the gems

 

[NightDelight]

Granted, gems return as corrupted gems and can't be saved

I wish I knew who/what Lion was to Rose

 

[zelorm]

Granted, turns out, lion was a pest to rose, and loved absorbing her things

I wish the episodes were longer

 

[NightDelight]

Granted, at the end of each episode someone dies

I wish Garnet and Pearl would fuse already

 

[zelorm]

Granted, but the writer are exhausted when they write it, so it is very uncreative

I wish Alexandrite was in another episode

 

[NightDelight]

Granted, they appear but something goes wrong and they get stuck like that forever

I wish we knew more about Rose

 

[zelorm]

Granted, but it is horrifying and you can never look at Steven the same again

I wish I had Rose's sword

 

[NightDelight]

Granted, Steven can never obtain her sword now

I wish we could have seen more about Peridot, Lapis, and Jasper and them being themselves.

 

[zelorm]

Granted, but they are actually nice in their personal life, and make odd villians from then on

I wish to know onions backstory

 

[NightDelight]

Granted, you now know the world's worst secrets

I wish I knew who Yellow Diamond is