Corrupt The Wish Above

[X2k5a7y]

Granted, but you have no larynx, and you lost your hands, due to a unknown disease.

I wish that I liked reading, more.

 

[Lolipup]

Granted! but now you have to read everything out loud in weird and funny voices that you can't control! </3

I wish I could write better~ ;w;

 

[tajimiha]

Granted. However the language you write in is unknown so nobody is able to appreciate your talent.

I wish I could make food appear out of nowhere.

 

[X2k5a7y]

Granted but it's all completely rotten.

I wish I was more interested in play Animal Crossing, again.

 

[Karminny]

Granted, but now you cant stop playing

I wish everything I wanted to buy was cheaper

 

[X2k5a7y]

Granted but you still don't have the money to buy any of it.

I wish there were more fun things to do, where i live.

 

[Karminny]

granted, but its all vv costly, w your budget

I wish I could stop eating this tub of ice cream

 

[X2k5a7y]

Granted, but you can never eat ice cream or frozen desserts ever again.

I wish I had more chili.

 

[Lolipup]

Wish granted! however, it's so hot that it burns your tongue off! ^^ teehee!~

I wish I could solve a mystery!

 

[X2k5a7y]

Granted, but it kills you.

I wish I could go on a scavenger hunt.

 

[deerui]

Granted,but you get lost and starve to death
because apparently there's no food there pfft

I wish my dog would let me kiss her mouth ;3;;​

 

[X2k5a7y]

Granted, but she bites your face off.

I wish my food was done.

 

[deerui]

Granted, but you can't eat it

I wish uncle grandpa would erase from existence

 

[X2k5a7y]

Granted but so does every cartoon, too!

I wish Adventure Time was back on Netflix, and i could watch it.

 

[L. Lawliet]

but it would all be in portugese

i wish for amazing soccer skills for my team

 

[oswaldies]

Granted but every time you touch the ball is explodes!
I wish this post will be popular: http://www.belltreeforums.com/showthread.php?276051-Misconceptions&p=4795421#post4795421

 

[pokedude729]

Granted, but it gets so popular that the mods have to close it so that people will browse other threads.

I wish that Mother 3 would be released in English in North America.

 

[Allycat]

Granted, but it gets so popular that the mods have to close it so that people will browse other threads.

I wish that Mother 3 would be released in English in North America.

Granted but it's in a weird accent you can't understand

I wish for more sleep

 

[PlasmaPower]

Granted, but you sleep forever.

I wish I could have all the Nutella in the world.

 

[X2k5a7y]

Granted, but you're not allowed to touch it.

I wish I could relax.