Corrupt The Wish Above

granted, but it takes a day to print one page

i wish there was cake in front of me
 
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Granted, but there are eyeballs hidden inside.

I wish I wasn't sleepy.
 
granted, but you'll stay awake for the rest of your life

i wish parks and rec was still running :c

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Granted, but now you must stay awake forever

I wish I could have a non-corrupt-able wish.

Granted, but you're not allowed to use it.

granted, but you'll stay awake for the rest of your life

i wish parks and rec was still running :c

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Granted but you'd never see it.

I wish I could think of something to wish for.
 
Granted, but you would be so intrigued by my signature, instead.

I wish I could wish upon a star.
 
Granted, but you wouldn't be able to understand.

I wish I could go to sleep/
 
Granted, but you pee the bed. >:]
I wish I could eat 10 grilled cheeses right now.
 
Granted, but it's rotten cheese

I wish I could transfer my music from my iPod to my computer.
 
Granted, but it gets corrupted so you csn't listen to it on the computer.

I wish that I could complete the National dex.
 
Granted, but the dye makes your hair permantly sticky

I wish for a doughnut.
 
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