Corrupt The Wish Above

[BowserFanGurl1999]

Nothing can be granted, as you have not posted a wish.
I wish to be a rabbit.

 

[Gummybear12]

Granted buy all you can eat for the rest of your life is carrots which you will eventually get sick of
I wish I could fly

 

[xianli]

granted, but you are never allowed to set foot on anything again and have to hover for the rest of your life, causing huge physical + mental stress :00

i wish i could meet g-dragon *v*

 

[Kildor]

Granted, but you'll meet a real dragon in the shape of a letter G.

I wish to be a potato

 

[liszst]

Granted, but you are abducted by a bird and pecked 'til the rest of your potato days.

I wish to be jack of all trades.

 

[Mikerd]

Granted, but you do have plant lice.

Edit: Oops, too late. D:

Granted, you will be a Jack of all trades in your next life.

I wish I lived in America.

 

[ToxiFoxy]

Granted but then you would have to deal with my annoying shiat all day. Welcome to America!

I wish that I could watch Gravity Falls all day

 

[duckvely]

Granted, but it's the same episode over and over again

I wish I had a lot of rubber duckies

 

[ToxiFoxy]

That honestly wouldn't bother me XD

Granted but they all try to kill you hehe

I wish I could watch the entire series of Gravity Falls without anything going wrong mwahahaha

 

[xianli]

granted, but when you finish the series everything goes wrong and you regret it all.

i wish that i could think words + they would appear on screen rather than typing them !

 

[JessSux]

Granted, but every word will be spelled improperly.

I wish I could eat a lot of pizza without feeling sick.

 

[brownboy102]

Granted, but you clog your arteries and have a bad bad heart attack.

I wish guns weren't invented.

 

[misspiggy95]

Granted, we would probably be a less civilized world without them, and less order in society.

I wish Sea world would be shut down for keeping whales in such small containment

 

[brownboy102]

Granted, and the fish die because they were in captivity for so long they forgot how to take care of themselves.
I wish petting zoos and aquariums were never created.

 

[misspiggy95]

Granted, and the fish die because they were in captivity for so long they forgot how to take care of themselves.
I wish petting zoos and aquariums were never created.

I actually agree with this and don't want to crush it
AMEN TO THAT!

 

[AmericanBeauty]

Granted, and the fish die because they were in captivity for so long they forgot how to take care of themselves.
I wish petting zoos and aquariums were never created.

granted, that would greatly hurt the economy and probably hurt millions of people

I wish that i owned a giant set of antique china (tea cups, plates, silverware, whatever)

 

[brownboy102]

Granted, but it was all made of cardboard.
I wish I could fly and I was invincible

 

[Neon Skylite]

Granted, but you only have them if you're at Mars.

I wish my teachers would stop using Internet Explorer.

 

[timecapsule]

REVIVED!
Granted, but they would move on to Opera.

I wish I had a soda from those cheap fast food places.

 

[X2k5a7y]

I approve of this revive.

Granted but it has eyeballs instead of ice cubes.

I wish that I could remodel houses again.