Corrupt The Wish Above

[Peter]

Granted, but they all burn down within a week.

I wish I had lemon sorbet rn

 

[abbydoll]

Granted, but you suddenly become allergic to lemons.

I wish it would snow

 

[Bloobloop]

Yes, but it's a huge blizzard and you happen to be outside while it's happening. You die in the snow

I wish that I was good at volleyball

 

[milkyi]

Granted, but when you play on a team you always loose.

I wish I could marry Dallas Winston and we would never get divorced.

 

[rass]

Granted, but than he will always fight with you

I wish I had popcorn

 

[RainbowCherry]

Granted, but they're from an escaped nuclear laboratory and they're parasitic and you have popcorn seeds growing out from your ears, and you are chased into the woods to live on your own eating grubs.

I wish my wishes couldn't be corrupted.

 

[rass]

Granted, but than a wish reverser comes and reverses that wish and corrupts your life

I wish I could wish things

 

[Dubstep4Dayz]

I wish I could kill things

 

[pokedude729]

Granted, but they come right back as zombies


I wish that Sticker Star was actually good.

 

[Izzy Reincarnated]

granted but you die of being delighted


I wish I was able to get more than 10 hours of sleep for at least a week

 

[pokedude729]

granted but you can never fall asleep after that week


I wish the FNAF fanbase wasn't to horrible

 

[PeeBraiin]

Granted but the furry fandom takes over the world.

I wish I didn't have to worry about college debt.

 

[pickle inkii.]

Granted, but your college suddenly becomes one of those schools with teachers that can't recite the alphabet. I wish I could prove to the world that doritos really are unicorn feces

 

[MapleLeafKangaroos]

Granted, but people don't eat them

I wish people weren't so annoying

 

[jiny]

Granted, but then you're annoying

I wish I had a phone.

 

[MapleLeafKangaroos]

Granted, but you're not able to play games on it.

I wish I wasn't ninja'd so much.

 

[Bloobloop]

Granted, but now you ninja people so much that everyone on TBT hates you

I wish Nishinoya Yuu was real

 

[Ruto]

Granted, but he's invisable to you

I wish my sleeping schedule wasn't messed up

 

[Flaraca]

Granted but all your closest friends' sleeping schedules get messed up.

I wish I had a dog.

 

[Ruto]

Granted, but it doesn't stop barking

I wish for two more wishes