Corrupt The Wish Above

[Izzy Reincarnated]

GRANTED, but they are wishes you dont want

I wish I can de-age

 

[MapleLeafKangaroos]

Granted, but you'd look like a toddler.

I wish I was old enough to drive.

 

[Izzy Reincarnated]

granted but youre butt will be stuck to the car and u can tleave


i wish i can live off of 3 horus of sleep

 

[jiny]

granted, but your eyes are super baggy

i wish i actually looked like a girl

 

[Izzy Reincarnated]

granted, but your eyes are super baggy

i wish i actually looked like a girl

granted, but you will be a boy on the inside

i wish i can never be tired

 

[awesomeelle2001]

Granted but you never sleep again

I wish my cat would be more friendly

 

[dawsoncreek]

granted, but your cat will run away and find a new family

I wish I could win the powerball lottery..it's at $800 million now...i'll split it with you all..

 

[maounkhan]

Granted, but the profits will be lowered everyday so you'll get only 1K.
I wish that my 3DS got fixed.

 

[Izzy Reincarnated]

granted but all of its data is deleted


i wish I could date a cute guy

 

[maounkhan]

Granted, but you'll instead kill the guy
I wish Ice cream flavours were all yummy.

 

[Crash]

granted, but it melts as soon as you start to eat it

I wish I could breathe underwater​

 

[CuteYuYu]

Granted, but you'll have to become a fish

I wish I could time travel

 

[GalacticGhost]

Granted, but you can only time travel in Animal Crossing. And if you do, all your dreamies move out.

I wish I had a computer so I could play Undertale.

 

[teto]

Granted, but you can only play Genocide Route.

I wish I had an extra copy of Animal Crossing New Leaf.

 

[pokedude729]

Granted, but your first copy becomes unplayable


I wish that I do well in my classes this semester.

 

[teto]

Granted, but you do terrible every semester after that.

I wish that I could have a pet cat.

 

[MapleLeafKangaroos]

Granted, but it's annoying and hates you.

I wish I had some licorice.

 

[teto]

Granted, but it tastes like a dirty penny and is too short to count as liquorice.

I wish I had some memes

 

[MapleLeafKangaroos]

Granted, but they're all terrible.

I wish I had a pet hamster.

 

[teto]

Granted, but the hamster dies 2 days after because you overfeed it.

I wish I had a boyfriend //cries