Corrupt The Wish Above

[Mayor Of Freyton]

Granted, but you find it broken.

I wish for a milkshake

 

[Thievius Raccoonus]

Granted but its made with soured milk and bad ice cream.

I wish that I could have some soda

 

[Mayor Of Freyton]

Granted, but it sprays onto your face.

I wish I had all my dreamies.

 

[Lynnedge]

Granted, but your dreamies say rude things.

I wish I was in a pile of plushies!

 

[Mayor Of Freyton]

Granted, but you suffocate in the pile.

I wish for the new 3ds!

 

[Lynnedge]

Granted, but it's your least favorite color and it smells weird.

I wish I had a bunny!

 

[Mayor Of Freyton]

Granted, but the bunny attacks you.

I wish Sailor Moon was fixed on the anime site I use.

 

[X2k5a7y]

Granted, but the site gets removed.

I wish I had more chips.

 

[Lynnedge]

Granted, but it's only 2 chips.

I wish I could fly~!

 

[Mayor Of Freyton]

Granted, but you are killed by an airplane.

I wish I had my paths done!

 

[Thievius Raccoonus]

Granted but you forget to save

I wish I could sing good.

 

[X2k5a7y]

Granted, but everyone in the world is deaf. So, no one can hear you.


I wish I could stop eating so much.

 

[Mayor Of Freyton]

Granted, but you stop eating and later starve to death.

I wish this villager would ping already...

 

[X2k5a7y]

Granted, but it's only to ask you to buy a shirt from them.

I wish I wanted to play Animal Crossing, again.

 

[Thievius Raccoonus]

Granted, but now you can't let it out of you hands

I wish that I had some hot tea.

 

[X2k5a7y]

Granted but it burns your tongue off.

I wish I had tea, now...

 

[Thievius Raccoonus]

Granted but you spill it all

I wish I'd stop setting my TV down and changing where I'm sitting in the room...

 

[xTurnip]

Granted but you spill it all

I wish I'd stop setting my TV down and changing where I'm sitting in the room...

Granted but you are stuck in the same spot forever.

I wish I had some sushi.

 

[Thievius Raccoonus]

Granted but its rotten

I wish that Sly Cooper was real

 

[Zane]

granted but he gets hit by a truck because sadly he is just a raccoon

i wish i had a teapot that was always hot and never ran out