Corrupt The Wish Above

[honeyaura]

Granted, but it'll be faster and more stable 3 days a week for twice the cost

I wish I could finish all my work today

 

[MapleSilver]

Granted but you try to get it done so fast that the quality is terrible.

I wish I could learn skills 100 times faster than normal.

 

[honeyaura]

Granted, but same result: not great quality lol

I wish for some chicken today

 

[Midoriya]

Granted, but now no one else can have any chicken.


I wish my classes would give out more assignments.

 

[honeyaura]

Granted, but they're unrelated to the subject and 10x harder

I wish to eat anything without getting sick

 

[midnightdreams]

Granted, you now get sick whenever you don't eat.

I wish for the vision to plan things ahead clearly.

 

[honeyaura]

(same)
Granted, but these visions also bring flashes of fear

I wish to catch up on my projects

 

[midnightdreams]

I have those anyway, so I consider that a win!

Granted, but in turn, you fall behind on your priorities outside said projects.

I wish for a sandwich.

 

[chickenbody]

granted but it grows legs and arms and eats u instead without a mouth so u become part of the sandwich and someone eats u

i wish for a chickenbody

 

[rhinoo]

Granted, but you get banned

i wish for a nun pet

 

[chickenbody]

granted but it nunifies u

i wish 4 some poo

 

[Raayzx]

Granted...

I wish there were no homophobics in the world

 

[chickenbody]

granted but there are no homosexuals in the world

i wish for more poo

 

[honeyaura]

Granted. Just granted. It corrupts itself.

I wish for the construction on our building to be finished

 

[Midoriya]

Granted, but they decide to expand and do more construction.


I wish for a Nintendo Switch.

 

[honeyaura]

same omg
Granted, but it robs your wallet for a good two months

I wish I could travel to Jamaica

 

[MapleSilver]

Granted, but the entire island becomes infected with a highly deadly and contagious strain of bacteria. The island is quarantined from the rest of the world, and you must either stay and get infected, or try to get through the naval blockade in a barely functional rowboat.

I wish there was no clickbait.

 

[honeyaura]

Granted, but to them, it means no videos at all

I wish there were no bad germs

 

[Raayzx]

Granted but then world will be too honest and everyone will spill the tea.

I wish for more memes.

 

[honeyaura]

Granted but they're all only from 2010

I wish for some pancakes