Corrupt The Wish Above

[Midoriya]

Granted, but they’re poisonous pancakes.


I wish I could just sleep all the time.

 

[midnightdreams]

Granted, you have now died.

I wish I could remember to eat instead of waiting like twenty hours.

 

[honeyaura]

Granted, but you over-eat with no more food for loved one

I wish I could fix my 3DS

 

[Midoriya]

Granted, but then it breaks again.


I wish I was a pro at basketball.

 

[Jtheburger567]

Granted but you never get to play in front of people

I wish I was link

 

[Midoriya]

Granted, you are now a link chain holding two halves of a train together.


I wish I could get tasks done faster.

 

[Dizzy]

granted, but all the decisions involved with the tasks you make bad choices with.

I wish I had a pet goat.

 

[sleepydreepy]

granted, but it hates you.

I wish I had a smoothie right now

 

[Princess Mipha]

Granted, but it's a taste you don't like.

I wish I had all the skins in League of Legends.

 

[Midoriya]

Granted, but then League of Legends gets shut down permanently.


I wish weekends were longer.

 

[Psydye]

Granted but you get double the work during non-weekend days.

I wish the cake wasn't a lie!

 

[Midoriya]

Granted, the truth to everything in life is cake, even if it doesn’t make sense.

I wish for lunch.

 

[Princess Mipha]

Granted, but you have to eat it late at night.

I wish for a new Laptop.

 

[rianne]

Granted, but it overheats quickly.

I wish for two desserts today.

 

[koopasta]

Granted, but you ate so much that you're too full to eat the desserts

I wish that I owned an actual well-made phone.

 

[MapleSilver]

Granted, but it's from the future and is not backwards compatible with any current phone. The technology is so advanced you can't even reverse-engineer it. Well-made, but completely useless!

I wish I could create a quality video game.

 

[koopasta]

Granted, but it's from an obscure or overused genre, so people just overlook it and never give it the attention they deserve.

I wish I could see through walls.

 

[Princess Mipha]

Granted, but people can also see you through walls.

I wish I was done with renovating my house.

 

[Midoriya]

Granted, but then the foundation gives way and it falls apart.


I wish tomorrow would be here already so I can go home for Thanksgiving Break.

 

[Psydye]

Granted but everyone you know w/ a vehicle can't take you home. Not even transit.

I wish more people I knew were into my kind of music!