Corrupt The Wish Above

[rianne]

Granted, but they accuse you of being a ~*~FaKe FaN~*~

I wish for no rain tomorrow night.

 

[Akira-chan]

Granted but instead it snows up to 4 feet


I wish my orders online would come faster

 

[Psydye]

Granted but they get messed up.

I wish I had another 40 oz. of malt liquor next to me!

 

[Midoriya]

Granted, but it’s old and doesn’t taste good anymore.


I wish cliff hangers weren’t a thing.

 

[Psydye]

Granted but shows become much more predictable.

I wish I had everything I needed taken care of taken care of.

 

[Midoriya]

Granted, but then you become bored.


I wish there were better cartoons on TV nowadays.

 

[Psydye]

Granted but they don't last long.

I wish I had a Nintendo Switch!

 

[squidpops]

Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish I had a burrito.

 

[Psydye]

Granted but it's been sitting outside for a week!

I wish they would bring back the coffee-flavored Coca Cola!

 

[rianne]

Granted, but its expiration date is 1 day after you buy it.

I wish I could fly.

 

[Midoriya]

Granted, but you fly too close to the sun like Icarus and end up losing your wings (I’m sorry, xD).


I wish stores and people everywhere in the US didn’t think about celebrating Christmas until Thanksgiving is over.

 

[Psydye]

Granted but more deaths happens as a result of less time to get orders filled!

I wish I had flavored creamer right now.

 

[VxnillaCupcakes]

you get more creamer, but it tastes like old pennies.

i wish more people were happy!

 

[Raayzx]

Granted, but then no other emotion except happy will not exist

I wish Mcdonalds was my home.

 

[xSuperMario64x]

Granted but it's always really dirty and improperly maintained

I wish all my villagers in AC:GCN would stop moving to my brother's town lol

 

[MapleSilver]

Granted, now they all move into the void!

I wish for an infinitely powerful computer.

 

[rianne]

Granted, but it also has the power to destroy you (and eventually will).

I wish for a rainbow.

 

[Midoriya]

Granted, but only after it rains for ten years.


I wish I didn’t keep using up all of my data so quickly.

 

[rhinoo]

Granted, but you can't use your phone.

I wish for a pet burgundy spotty praying mantis

 

[Jtheburger567]

Granted but it tries to kill you

I wish for a mudkip