Fallen Turnip Memorials

[Lynnea]

Rest in peace.

I'm crying actual tears now.

 

[Bosmer]

Mine went rotten soon as I bought a watering can damn

 

[MapleSilver]

Mine went rotten soon as I bought a watering can damn

It is unfortunate that not even a watering can could save your turnip. Since you had all that water left over, we decided to use it to build a fountain in your turnip's memory.

 

[The Pennifer]

I almost wish my turnip died just so I could one of these awesome tombstones

 

[Mimi Cheems]

My condolences to all the very sad passings of these turnips. How unfortunate.​

 

[The Pennifer]

A little plagiarizing of The Walrus And The Carpenter by Lewis Carroll

I weep for you, our Jeremy cried:
I deeply sympathize.'
With sobs and tears he sorted out
Those turnips which had died
Holding his pocket-handkerchief
Before his streaming eyes.

(Forgive me ... it?s late and I say silly things)

 

[Hat']

Big Fs to all of the fallen turnips. May uou rest in pieces!

 

[rhinoo]

f.

 

[DubiousDelphine]

f for turnip

 

[dedenne]

rip my turnip. gone and forgotten

why does my turnip still look normal its deceased

 

[AlyssaAC]

rip my turnip. gone and forgotten

why does my turnip still look normal its deceased

You have to click the save button on your shop inventory list in order for the turnip to change to the dead one.

 

[MapleSilver]

rip my turnip. gone and forgotten

why does my turnip still look normal its deceased

Rest in peace. It shall never be forgotten.

 

[Beanz]

NOW MY TURNIPS DEAD.WHY DID THIS HAVE TO HAPPENNN. now I cri cri wjsjsjjsmsjsjsjsjsksk

R.I.P turnip, I named him Bob.

omg I miss him so much now I’m crying I need tissue

BOB WAS A GOOD MAN THIS SHOULDVE NOT HAPPENED WLLWLWWLAKKAKA

 

[MapleSilver]

NOW MY TURNIPS DEAD.WHY DID THIS HAVE TO HAPPENNN. now I cri cri wjsjsjjsmsjsjsjsjsksk

R.I.P turnip, I named him Bob.

omg I miss him so much now I?m crying I need tissue

BOB WAS A GOOD MAN THIS SHOULDVE NOT HAPPENED WLLWLWWLAKKAKA

Rest in peace, Bob.

 

[TSquared]

How can one thread be so sad yet so hilarious? RIP to all the lost little turnips!

 

[dedenne]

this is the best thread on the forum

 

[Beanz]

Rest in peace, Bob.

Thank you, kind person. I am arranging Bob’s funeral and there will be lots of Arby’s chicken. RIP BOB YOU WILL BE MISSED. BOBS LAST WORDS WERE “ARBYS IS BETTER THAN KFC.”

 

[moonbyu]

They have been laid to rest.

thank you for this. my turnip would be happy.

now, i think i'll sue my school.

 

[peppy villager]

this entire thread is great omg

 

[Blood Eclipse]

I lost mine for being s̶t̶u̶p̶i̶d̶ carless :c