Fallen Turnip Memorials

[MapleSilver]

I lost mine for being s̶t̶u̶p̶i̶d̶ carless :c

Rest in peace.

 

[MapleSilver]

4 more red turnips have died tonight!

We solemnly welcome 4 more turnips to our cemetery.

 

[xSuperMario64x]

There are only 66 left now, out of 108. RIP all those poor helpless turnips...

 

[2kimi2furious]

When the internet is inevitably destroyed, I hope only this thread remains.

 

[Kurb]

rip notorious turnip

he did an it

???-???

 

[Alienfish]

This thread is hilarious. Don't forget to bring a car!

 

[That Marshal Fangirl]

he did an it

I hate when my turnip does an it

 

[Kurb]

I hate when my turnip does an it

ikr

 

[MapleSilver]

Unfortunately 2 more have died, which leaves us with just 64 in the end! Good work keeping these turnips watered for the week and hopefully everybody else will have better luck during the next Old School Animal Crossing Week!

This concludes Old School Animal Crossing Week, and the countless deaths that have characterized this event. It is unfortunate that those 2 turnips were unable to make it.

Our final body count is 44. Due to how many of these there are, it will take some time to dig graves for all of them. Rest assured, we at Fallen Turnip Memorials are hard at work to preserve these turnip's legacies. Once your rotten turnip no longer appears in your collectible lineup, that is when they have been sent here. May this site serve as a monument and warning to future generations, so they can remember to water their turnips.

 

[Sgt.Groove]

I lost my turnip due to shopping cart limbo. I lament it's death and now I must live without it.

 

[MapleSilver]

I lost my turnip due to shopping cart limbo. I lament it's death and now I must live without it.

Your turnip requested this message to be written on their tombstone, which we have dutifully obliged. Rest in peace.

 

[Sgt.Groove]

*looks at maples collectibles* wait a second... is that...

I envy you good sir.