(GLEE THREAD) okay everyone i admit it

[oath2order]

In retrospect I truly wonder how this show got popular.

 

[Hamusuta]

HAMUSUTA'S SONG RATINGS

6x01 - "Loser Like Me"

Uninvited: I like it, but i'm upset that it's not the same register as the original. Lea could of easily sang the high register idk why she didnt tbh. 7/10

Suddenly Seymour: I only like this cuz of Lea #soznotsoz and ye wtf is with the music in the middle LOL 6/10

Let It Go: This song is so annoying now its all u ever f***ing hear on the radio like ughhhhh i get it already. On the plus side yeah Leas voice is great and all but its just ugh this Let It Go phase needs to end. Now. 6/10

Dance The Night Away: Don't care. 0 f***s given/10

Sing: Blaine Jr. can't sing and Darren's falsettos are ear-cringingly terrible. 3/10

6x02 - "Homecoming"

Tightrope - QUEEN. I never did hear Samantha sing before, she was one of the 2 newbies which I wanted to keep a surprise and I'm so glad I did, she absolutely slayed it! I have this song on repeat and she's already proven that she has an outstanding vocal range. I'm really excited to hear her duet in 6x03 now, Queen Jane slays. 8/10

Home (Season Six) - WHAT?! I DIDNT EXPECT IT TO BE THIS AMAZING OMG YAS. This had SUCH a Season 1 feel to it, it makes me cry because it's one of those bittersweet songs that does that There is a Puck/Tina verse AND a Santana/Tina verse?? IM SO DOWN FOR THIS. Holy ****, Madison's voice is pure angelic I absolutely love it and I hope she sings so much more. Mason's voice is okay, I don't think we have heard the best of it yet though and Spencer's voice is meh at the moment because on his verse he's basically just talking with Santana singing backup lol. But overall this was beautiful and I loved it so much <3 and ye Jakes right if Mercedes had sung in this, it would of been perfection 9.5/10

Take On Me - I'll have to admit, it took me a while to get into this song. The first time I heard it I didn't think it was all that great but after a few listens I really did enjoy it. I'm glad Quinn got a proper verse in the studio version as well and a Samtina verse in the studio version YASSSSSSSS Overall the vocals are amazing, the tune is okay but some of the voice pairings go great together. 7/10

Problem - Honestly I was really looking forward to this, but in my opinion it is a hot mess. The vocals are average and the whole thing has a weird vibe to it, like it's been autotuned really weirdly I can't quite put it into words lol. Naya's rapping was terrible. The performance will be better tho 5/10

Mustang Sally - I honestly couldn't listen to the whole song. I have nothing against Roderick at all, his voice is amazing but the song is literally so boring I'm sorry ;( I didn't like his "Uh's" either LOL Overall, great vocals, boring song. 4/10

(when u rap worse than igloo australia)

 

[Alyssa]

My favorites atm are probably uninvited, suddenly seymour (looove darren & lea ♥_♥), home (i'm surprised they did this one, I really love the original!!), and take on me. So excited for season 6

 

[CR33P]

wait is this show is still running??

 

[Alyssa]

wait is this show is still running??

Yea, it's starting it's last season soon.

 

[Jake]

Yea, it's starting it's last season soon.

OMG HAMU WHERE ARE U WE'VE GOT A NEW FRIEND

My favorites atm are probably uninvited, suddenly seymour (looove darren & lea ♥_♥), home (i'm surprised they did this one, I really love the original!!), and take on me. So excited for season 6

I like all of them tbh. idk how much of this thread you've read but i'm really not that bigger fan of Darren's/Blaine's voice, but suddenly seymour is good (apart from the tempo change?/) and sing is amazing

 

[Hamusuta]

Yeah Blaine's voice is overrated tbh, I only like Suddely Seymour because of Lea.

 

[oath2order]

Lea is why i'm still watching the show she is <3

 

[Jake]

There is a performance of let it go out there somewhere but i cbf to find it and i cbf to watch it

 

[Silversea]

I really can't admit that I like this show. Because I don't really have the ability to appreciate it. Sorry. Not my sort of thing.

 

[Chiisanacx]

My favourite glee songs were My life, Bamboleo, We are young c:
I'm watching it for Kurt Hummel ~ I can't wait for the next season though.
Apparently Rachel goes back to Mckinley to teach the Glee Club because she doesn't make it at Broadway ; ~ ;

 

[Jake]

ok i just wathched 601, i'll do 602 later, because i dont feel like watching another episode right after the other (also coz 602 hasn't downloaded yet LOL)

Spoiler

- this is a pretty good way to start the season tbh
- rip her star
- start with rachel solo END WITH RACHEL SOLO SLAY
- why are they using her s4 photo shoot as theirs??
- rip hot dad 2k15
- this skip to the lima bean is so random
- they are playing instrumental of loser like me in the background (acoustic version)
- wait is the 6 month time jump at the start? or when she arrives home? or at the lima bean???
- blainchel is my fav blaine ship along with blina
- suddenly seymou sounds **** live
- plus the jump to this song was random
- WHY IS THERE A CREEPER DRNKING HIS COFFEE
- why did they make effort into showing where the piano comes from, but not the other instruments?? #logic
- LIMA GOD BLESS
- nice roderick cameo
- you can say what u want about sue but she is a much better principal than figgins
- sue x not learning names = otp
- kurt still in school bless
- rich is hot but stupid
- why is rachel there to "get notes on the warblers" but then blaine starts siging?? like he sounds good on the song but i dont get why he joined??
- WHEN DO WE LEARN ABOUT BLAINOFSKY
- why is rachel at mckinley so much?
- omg is that a prison parolee person idk??
- sues logic for rachel is on point
- eww klaine
- "waht changed" idk u turned into an annoying possessive toddler???
- pedo will and a fat baby
- this scene is cute tho
- RACHEL THE NEW CREEPER
- is this ma goerge or no??
- WAS THAT MAX GEORGE
- BT WTF IS RACHEL DOIN HERE
- rachel and will r cute
- looks like theyre gonna kiss tbh
- is this fat **** meanT TO BE BLAINE?
- MERCEDES
- WTF ISTHIS
- OK SURT NO THA FATTY IS KURT
- SAM EATING POPCORN
- SO MANY THROWBACKS
- PURPLE PIANA, ARTIE MUGGED, WTF
- "arent u incharge of the principals" aawks
- why doesnt rachel just go to another school already that has a glee club?
- odamn sue wanting to get in charge of everythin
- wtf kurt u creeper
- 602 JUST FINSIHED DOWNLOADING LOL
- WHERE IS BLAINOFSKY
- this is such a waste of a computer lab... i doubt there wasnt another pointless room they could have used.... or even just the auditorium?????
- "U INSULTED ME INFRONT ME MY BEAU COZ I FLEW 1,000 MILES TO HAVE SEX IN UR APPARETMENT' LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
- BLAINKSFKY???
- SEBASTIAN EXISTS
- krofsky sounds different or is that just me??
- TOGI AND BOO BOO OMG EWWWW THIS SI GROSS
- KAROSKYS VOICE CHANGED TOO MUCH
- dat piece of paper bless
- "the cold never bothered me anyway" at the end was so cringy
- oh that was the end

ok even tho i said i was gonna wait i need to watch 602 now LOL

 

[oath2order]

Kill me.

Spoiler: Episode 1

Are the writers incapable of writing success stories for any of these characters? We've done the whole "loser" thing maybe try something different for your last season? No? Okay.

You didn't take any of your stuff in your room with you to New York?

Did you seriously not call your parents? Did they not call you? Is the two of them breaking up purely so he can say "you need to lose everything so you can find yourself?"

So Figgins is a bitter coffee shop employee. I like it.

Every time I see Blaine singing it looks like he's taking a very painful ****.

I can't help put think everybody in that room was "will these people shut up"

Isn't the Pigpen illegal or something. Whatever.

Remind me how exactly how going back to Lima is going to help you for work study. Don't you have jobs.

Did the frame his jacket. This is a ****ing cult.

Good Dot is still the football coach.

Here secretary looks like someone from Orange is the New Black..."She's from the Ohio Department of Corrections." CALLED IT.

Darren Criss can't do emotional scenes and he sounds like he's about to get high-pitched into this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ee925OTFBCA

No there isn't much else for sure. She burned like all her bridges.

Is Kurt seriously about to throw everything away. To move back to ****ing Lima Ohio?

Just use the stage for practice. Keep the computer lab.

Oh dear god this is awkward. Christ the nicknames make me sick.

This is gross

Spoiler: Episode 2

Oh. Interesting that they've given us a black girl. What's this drawing thing they're doing. Edit: Oh this has to do with Artie's storyboarding. Are they about to end this show making it a show about the Glee club. I stg.

No at this point can Rachel just file assault charges for the slushie thing. Again with the tired and old tropes.

Someone remind me who William had the kid with.

Why is women joining an issue? Isn't there only one woman in the school anyways?

Oh christ another creepy shower thing.

How did everybody manage to find time from their lives. Especially Puck. He kind of is in the military.

Rachel calm the **** down.

Um no Jane you have to audition like everybody else. Like ***** please.

Oh christ in a handbasket the Tea Party Patriots.

Yeah Jane kind of understands that like you can't force someone in. The team will hate her.

oh hai Kitty.

Aww Jane yay. Blaine is a child.

Mason is scary. Okay yeah these two twins are scary.

 

[Jake]

I wrote up episode 2 but then my net died so I couldn't post it rip.

I'll post it when I turn lappy on next

 

[Chiisanacx]

Aw has the new season come out already? ~ Hasn't been released in Australia yet ; ~ ;

 

[Jake]

ok here we go
rip i went out instead of watching the episode and then when i got home tennis was on and THEN when i was about to watch my internet cut out rip me

Spoiler

- wtf is this start
- "terrorist" wtf
- wtf sam
- why is sam so dumb now
- JANE
- WTF THIS SKETCH ****
- HUGH G. RECTION
- BECKY <3
- why are they making klaine sit next to each other
- ok theyre not nvm
- why is sam here if he isn't even a show choir director??
- FAT WARBLER OMG HAMU
- this warbler thing is mocking gay marriage its amazing
- did that say becky jackson computer lab?
- why dont they file them alphabetically??
- hummleberry arguments bless
- rip that voice
- ALUMNI
- tina!!!!!!!!!!!
- artie u perve
- wow artie ur drawings r so convenient
- MER I LOVE HER
- no one likes gless still bless
- roderick voice over wtf
- (At least his headphones r explaineD)
- crazy!rachel bless
- puckleberry scene but so pointless
- JANE
- JNE THE QUEEN
- i dont get it why would jane even want to go to this school when im sure she could go to daltons sister school or another private schoole???? and then we know from spoilers she joins ND so she's transfering from a private school to a public school just for a stupid glee club????? love jane but gurll u need 2 check ur priorites
- my vid is ****in up fml
- ok i closed it and opened it and its fixed
- "lemme see ur phone"
- WTF ITS ****IN P AGAIN I BLAME MY INTERNET BEING OUT
- ok so unlike in the scripts rachel actually says tight rope and not stay with me, but makes me wonder if they originally planned to use stay with me
- STOP ****ING UP OMG
- why is kurt trying to recruit this guy if he doesnt know if he can even sing??
- JANE
- jane and rachel are bffs
- I LOVE HER
- TAKE ON ME IS OVER GET RID OF THE SKETCH THING
- GOD SQUAD
- OMG TINA
- SASSY MERCEDES
- FABREVANS SSTILL ECXISITS
- **** U WARBLRS
- wow blaine is being mature for once wts
- PROBLEM
- the start was so random tho
- THIS IS SO CJOPPED
- kitty
KITTY
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTY
OMFG
- this kitty scene is beautiful
- EPISSOE 5 PLS COME I NEED MORE KITTY
- IM GONNA WATCH THIS SCENE OVER 32752999935 TIMES
- i didnt even give a **** about that roderick scene coz KITTY ANRIGL AFASFJDSFD
- sues ournal bless
- sue stop making ppl join to destroy
- wtF FLESHLIGT
- that scene was pointless
- so much unholy trinity fanservice....
- BECKY "LISTEN UP *****ES"
- I LOVE HER
- o kk nvm "mckinley is academically on par with dalton" ok
- tina speaking da truth
- SUGAR
- TINA
- BLESS TINA
- damn home was p good
- kinda annnoyed we wont see kitty OR mer until 605..........
- and karofskys presence has been wasted in these 2 episodes......

- - - Post Merge - - -

Aw has the new season come out already? ~ Hasn't been released in Australia yet ; ~ ;

it only premiered yesterday in the US.

Idk when it's coming out in Australia, I'd guess Feb. since the tennis would be over then, so they'd get more ratings.

 

[Chiisanacx]

Ohh thanks c:

 

[Jake]

Ohh thanks c:

They're replaying the concert movie on Jan. 17 so it might start the week after that

 

[oath2order]

I hate how I nitpick everything

Spoiler

So is Rachel a teacher now? How is the money from her show going to pay for Glee club? How much is there? Judging by the ****-show it was, it's probably not much. Does she get paid? Where does that money come into?

also i'm sorry but the computer lab is a little more important than a glee club sorry not sorry

ALSO JUST PRACTICE IN THE AUDITORIUM???

Loved the Kitty bit though jake like when she came on I was like "YAS JAKE GONNA LOVE HER"

 

[Jake]

I hate how I nitpick everything

Spoiler

So is Rachel a teacher now? How is the money from her show going to pay for Glee club? How much is there? Judging by the ****-show it was, it's probably not much. Does she get paid? Where does that money come into?

also i'm sorry but the computer lab is a little more important than a glee club sorry not sorry

ALSO JUST PRACTICE IN THE AUDITORIUM???

i literally said the exact same thing lol, but I dont think rachel is actually a teacher, because i think it's been said in the past (early-mid s4 when finn was co-director??) you don't need a teaching degree to coach glee club because its "extra curricular" I think, plus it was semi-explained when blaine said he was coaching the warblers - p much if they think youre good enough then you'll get the job, regardless of your qualifications

- this is such a waste of a computer lab... i doubt there wasnt another pointless room they could have used.... or even just the auditorium?????

the money thing isn't really something i'm too bothered by. I don't know how much it costs to run, and I don't know how much it costs to run a glee club (the only annoying part is how they have a piano which are like $10k and they're on a tight budget?? maybe it was just the original one in storage, or she took the one out of her house? iunno)
the berry dads are selling their house tho so I guess when that gets sold (i think that's in episode 6 or 7) maybe she uses that money to help fund it, too? Also I think the berry dads are also pretty wealthy so maybe they could pitch in to help her if needed? because iirc they paid for her to stay at NYADA (before she moved in with kurt), and since rachel didn't have a job at the diner until S5, I assume the berry dads also helped rachel pay her rent with Kurt (not sure how kurt paid since he didnt have a job and said vogue.com doesnnt pay so idk)

but yes kitty SLAAAAAY i have literally watched it 593979 times, i cant wait until ep5 where we see her again.
also rip i dont think amber is in 605 like i originally thought, so we have to wait until 606..........


but anyway, nitpicking/logic aside, i think these episodes were pretty good