Captain Crazy Chicken
The bad guys are pirates?
I don't know if anyone remembers but I remember back in Fall 2014/2015 (can't remember) some spam bot flooded Brewster's with fortune telling service/love service threads. They made so much threads that you had to go back several pages to see threads that weren't spam.
I remember that! It was back a year ago, when it was nothing but Bangali Baba for days...
I even tried to make an RP out of it, but I don't think it went over very well.