Health and Safety

[Sonny Resetti]

So here's how it goes. One person says a dangerous task, and attempts to describe it so that nothing can go wrong with it. Then the next person says what goes wrong with the above person's task, keeping in mind the description of it. Then they come up with a task. For example:

Person 1: I juggle chainsaws with my whole body covered in invincible armor.
Person 2: The armor is too heavy for your body to hold. You die. I jump off a building with 151 pillows strapped to my chest.
Person 3: You land on your back. I shoot my head with a gun while I'm drinking Invincibility Juice.
And so on.

I'll start: I catapult myself into a tree, while inside a tough, plastic ball.

 

[Disband]

The tough plastic ball shatters from brittleness... I fall of a 30,000 Ft cliff inside of a ball.
(Am I doing it right? xD)

 

[Vizionari]

The ball hits a beach filled with sharp stones, causing it to tear and you die from the cuts from the sharp stones.

I jump off a bridge with a parachute that can't tear.

 

[Disband]

The parachute catches fire from rapid speed (Confusing myself here >.<)

I fall of a building with a trampoline at the bottom...

 

[Zane]

You land in the water and the parachute gets caught on a rock but it can't tear so you drown :O

hrrng ninja
the trampoline rips when you land and you break into pieces on the concrete

I bury myself alive with a tank of unlimited oxygen

 

[Vizionari]

that reminds me of lavender town

Turns out someone switched your tank of unlimited oxygen to a tank of unlimited carbon dioxide and you suffocate.

I go shark riding with a friendly shark (??).

 

[Sonny Resetti]

The other sharks call your shark a wimp and beat both of you up.
I set fire to a robot hamster and put it on my head, while I'm wearing a flame/explosion resistant helmet.

 

[RainbowCherry]

The hamster, when... burning all over your flame resistant helmet, its bodily fluids emptied on your helmet, electrocuting you.
I go on an adventure full of evil hedgehogs and bloodthirsty gods, but I have an awesome godly shield, protecting me from these level 120 unique monsters, like "Murderous Hedgehog" and "Godly God"

 

[lauraplays1]

Some homeless person steals your sheild. .-.

I set fire to a MLP toy while I put my little brother infront of me so he catches fire and I fall asleep in my bed while hes burning .-.

 

[Songbird]

^You fall out of bed and burn too.

I jump off a cliff into hot lava.

 

[FireNinja1]

You burn up and die.

I throw myself into a field of dangerous spikes wearing futuristic impenetrable armor.

 

[-Apples-]

The armor was considered fake.

I put myself in a guillotine, but I have an iron neck.

 

[pokedude729]

It was a golf club iron, and it broke easily.

I walk on the sun, but I have a forcefield.

 

[Songbird]

Your forcefield was made of glass.

I "borrow" a mod/admin's computer and restock the shop.

 

[Vizionari]

Jeremy discovered you and stopped you before you could restock the shop. Now you are banned forever .-.

I fly into the sun in a heat and fire proof rocket.

 

[Stevey Queen]

A malfunction occurs and you are roasted by the sun and die

I eat dinner at Taco Bell and digest a pill that will prevent food poisoning

 

[-Apples-]

The food wasn't poisoned, but the pill was.

I go inside a tornado proof house during a strong tornado.

- - - Post Merge - - -

Jeremy discovered you and stopped you before you could restock the shop. Now you are banned forever .-.

I fly into the sun in a heat and fire proof rocket.

This was my favorite post on this thread.

 

[Zane]

You survive the tornado but a tsunami comes right after it r.i.p.

I fight Ganondorf but I have the Triforce of Courage.

 

[pokedude729]

He has both Wisdom and Power, and over powers courage.

I am a character in fire emblem awakening , but permadeath is turned off.

 

[-Apples-]

Someone accidentally turns on permadeath.

I jump into a huge lake of molten lead, but I put myself into a ball so I don't get burned.