undernickle
ahh
sticking a chewed up wad of gum on a leaf blower and using it will create a bubble, and if you pop it, the gum will turn into money. if you dobt, you go to heaven.
If you swallow an apple in one bite, you will become an apple.
You can built a time machine only using parts from your computer.
You heard it here first.
Edit: Ofcourse this won`t work with a laptop, that would be ridiculous.
*neboobs