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sticking a chewed up wad of gum on a leaf blower and using it will create a bubble, and if you pop it, the gum will turn into money. if you dobt, you go to heaven.
 
If you're a girl and you pee while standing you'll turn into a boy! For reals I just did it, I'm a boy forever!
 
I always do that in the shower ^

also wait then i must have been a boy long time ago. o well most peeps here think im male so
 
That pigs actually can fly, and Animal Crossing is real in a planet called {insert your town name here} outside of the universe!
Mind
Blown!
 
Eating the meat of Altaria will permanently give you fluffy hair in every hair-sack of the body.
 
If you have a pet turt and lick it you yourself will turn into a turt thats why Im a actually a turt rn
 
Stop licking turts!

There was a man from my town who once jumped all the way from the street onto the moon, some people say he still lives there but I swear I seen him just the other day. He once told me he got his mad jumping skills from a magic pair of Michael Jordan's shoes. But all the guy wore was sandals so I doubted that part was true. =/
 
You can built a time machine only using parts from your computer.

You heard it here first.

Edit: Ofcourse this won`t work with a laptop, that would be ridiculous.
 
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You can built a time machine only using parts from your computer.

You heard it here first.

Edit: Ofcourse this won`t work with a laptop, that would be ridiculous.

correction it would only work with a laptop.. you need to be able to carry it around ;)
 
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