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I am 100% sure that David Bowie is in my labyrinth causing my vertigo. I appreciate the beautiful music and tight pants, as well as the almost too excessive quantity of glitter (almost), but I would really like if I wasn't dizzy.
 
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Instead of chains, prisoners used to be tied up in black licorice because nobody wanted to eat their way out.
 
If you drop more than 10$ in a wishing well, a tiny leprachaun leaps up from the well and smacks you on the head.
 
Meeting Meringue the Rhino in real life (Somewhere in Africa) is a 0.5/100 chance!
 
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Reddit is an evil organization hell-bent on world domination and total assimilation. Only a group of four stallions and two mares known as the Elements of Gaming can defeat the evils of Reddit.
 
Every time you eat cheese, you turn into a duck for a millisecond, not long enough for anyone but geniuses, like myself, to notice. c;
 
In 1973, Wisconsin farmer Andrew Lipperstein taught his Jersey cow, Daisy, how to ride a bicycle. The cow entertained many spectators at the farm until her death in 1990.
 
Did you know? Penguins can fly. But whenever they fly, they turn invisible. Penguins are a destructive species. Every single tornado or hurricane has been caused by a penguin eating fish in the sky. A fish from the see contaminates the pure energy of the sky, so the penguin explodes.
 
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