Letters to Jingle

[Nougat]

Spoiler: my entry

Jingle! Chester here. It's been nearly a year since we've last seen each other, time flies! I hope you got my note about my recent move. I must say, island life has been quite the adjustment... Since setting up house here, I haven't been able to sleep in once! There's always something happening around here. On Saturdays they even start playing music on the town plaza from early in the morning. Who does that?! I pretty much love everything else about this island though, so I just wanted to drop you a hint for my perfect gift this year. A set of ear plugs would be great... Or make it a whole box!

 

[daringred_]

dear jingle,

kid cat is the bestest! he keeps me warm at night, lets me watch whateeeeeever i want to on tv, and brings back snacks whenever he goes out. i try to be the bestest back, but i'm not very good at it. kid cat's kind of fun is really hard. he likes to run and jump around and that's just not my can of soda. i can't even lift his smallest weight-thing, and i could barely run to the town hall with him before i needed to sit down and have a snack break. he says he doesn't mind and that i'm just an indoor cat, but i still feel bad sometimes, even after eating a bunch of my favorite jelly snakes. (which usually always cheer me up!) that's why i want to use my toy day wish on him! please could you bring kid cat some super big weights or a shiny new running machine or, um... something sweaty? i don't know. whatever outdoor cats like. ​

see you soon!
-punchy

p.s: sorry i ate all the sugar cookies i put out for you last year.

 

[glow]

Dearest Jingle,

I humbly write to you with just one request

If you could just provide me with a list of islands to I̸̢̛̖̯̜̙̙͍̦̜̦͑͂͋͐̈́̐̌̾̋͌̃̚͠N̵̡̹͓̓̿F̸̢̢̜̜̮̥͍͈͒͌̀͑́́̎̌̄͗͊̉̕͝Ę̴͓͕͍̟̭̈́̈́͐̉͠Ş̶̛̱͕̬̞͈͚̊̅͗̋̂̊̊T̴̨̘̜͉̝͔̝̤͍̓͌̂̈̓́͗́͝

Huh? Oh, I'm not sure what happened there, I wrote: "give my best"!

Anyway, as I was saying,

We're not so different, you and me

We both bring exciting gifts to those who've been praying

And we can help each other out, you see

So when you put your gifts below the tree,

Share with me your list of names for my soon victims-to-be --

Oh, uh, and by victims, I surely mean ̶̵͎̪̱̹́̓͌̅̚͜F̸͖̥̭͗̇̀̎͑̄͑̈́͌̈́͘ͅR̴͍̖̜͙̙̱̔I̴̢͉̳͒͐͆͆̈́̓̀̓̊͜͠͝E̵̢͎͕̹̩͛͌͐N̴̡̗̹͒͗̈́̍̄̃̓̆͝D̶͙̣̓̅́́̍̏̄̅̅̽͂́͗̆Ș̶̯̰̤̅̋̈́͌̈́̾͋

Don't forget to write back to me, dearest Jingle,

For your fate, it ̵̢̜̠̺̗̣̪̦̺͙̜̂̂͂̉D̶̢̨̻̭̤̞͙̩̣̹̹̬̍́͑͛͒̽͂́͊͐̕Ȇ̵̫͚̺̼̹͎̲̲̉̊͛̄͋P̴̨͕̫̪͈̹̺͓̪̩͈̱̱͇̒Ȩ̷̦͎̓Ǹ̷̝̦͍̗̠͇̘͎͖̠̓͒̂ͅḐ̵̺̣̝͋̓̿̾̃̀͊͋̇̀̔͘͠Ṣ̴̨̨̮̟͎̣̄̀̆̓̽͌͗̄̀̋̚̚

With love,

Zipper T Bunny

 

[moo_nieu]

Dear Jingle,

Don't you think Toy Day is the best tasting holiday? I drew some cookies on the side of this letter for you. I hope you like them! I've been a really good squirrel this whole year; all of my bug friends said so. I made sure to eat most of my vegetables, and I kept my room clean most of the time. There's a little dirt inside, but that's so my bug friends can feel at home too. I also made sure to taste everything in on the island to make sure that it's all good. I don't wan't my neighbors to live around non-tasty things; it's just a part of the superhero work I do around here. Since I've been so good all year, I was hoping that you would bring me a bouncy castle filled with marshmallows, so that I can play and eat snacks at the same time! I'll try to leave some cookies out for you when you come, but my bug friends might eat them first.

Already hungry,

Filbert

 

[JellyBeans]

Jingle sir,

it's me again. maybe this is the year I'll get some answers. every year I hear about these 'twelve days of christmas'. and yet you only show up on one day? why is it I can cook a full christmas dinner on the 25th, but suddenly if I do it all twelve days it's 'excessive' and I'm 'going to have to be rolled out of my house' and my 'health is at risk'? I mean seriously. what's wrong with a few pigs in blankets. and some stuffing. and a turkey. and.. okay I'll stop.

and another thing. who decided what gifts we get on each day? personally I think there are far too many birds involved in the whole thing and I could do with less of them. what about a nice candy machine, or perhaps a huge TV for me to watch my TV premiere on.

in conclusion mr jingle sir I think I would appreciate it if you wouldn't lie to me about twelve days of Christmas if really I can only celebrate properly on one of them. and please don't buy me any birds.
much love
Rodney

 

[Fye]

Dear Mr. Jingle

This is Timmy and Tommy Nook, co-owners of Nook’s Cranny – the biggest shopping center in all of Nara Island... Island. We were informed by the Nara Island Representative, Ms. Doe, that you will be visiting us shortly to bring toys to the people of this town… town. We would like to take this opportunity to ask that you take your presents elsewhere as we have this island taken care of… care of. Ever since Franklin finished his feast in the plaza, we have been working tirelessly to develop the perfect “toys” for our customers and are on track to have them up for sale the night before toy day… day. And as low as we have set our prices, we simply cannot compete with “free” presents… presents. Thus, your help is not needed here, and we will tell our Island Representative that you will be unable to visit us this year… year.

Regards,

Timmy and Tommy Nook

 

[Princess Mipha]

Dear Jingle-Dude!

I have heard that you are going to come to Phirone this year, is that true?
That would be awesome to meet you again. I already had the honor to talk to you
back when I lived in Galaxy and now I will be able to do it again? Lucky me!!
Milk and cookies are already prepared for you.. I may have eaten a few of the cookies
already though.. I just get so hungry when I'm waiting!! I mean, at least I tested the
quality and can confirm that they are really good. I hope I don't have to wait too long
anymore or there won't be any cookies left for you..

Don't let me wait too long!
Dizzy

 

[KittenNoir]

Dear Jingle,

Redd here I am sure you have heard all about the success of my art store that I have here on Cosa Bella island.
I am sure you know all about the rave reviews of the quality of my art and customer service.
Well I am sending you this letter today to ask for a bigger boat I am sure that is not to much to ask.
You see I have been a good fox this yeah just selling my art to fellow islanders and I want to expand my store so I am thinking if you can get me a bigger boat I will be able to add more art to my store.

Thanks again

Redd

Ps. Could you maybe get a boat with a hot tub on it or a spa? My little fox legs get sore standing all day, Cheers

Oh and if you even need some art you know where to find me I will do a cousins discount for you

 

[Rika092]

Dear Jingle,

Well well! Thank Santa this year’s business is booming as usual. Desert island getaway package turned out to be a huge success, and nothing pleased me more than seeing folks with an ever expanding mortgage on their ABD day after day. Indeed Indeed, this year has been good to me. Now now, to make the year end on an even better note, I am writing to offer a fine partnership between you and I. Yes yes, I’m talking about special limited time promotion featuring Jingle branded furnitures, at a trifling cost of 122500 bells a piece. Pocket change for a fan-favorite theme, wouldn’t you say? The suckers, I meant customers, in Ginkgo will go wild for them. Of course, I would be happy to provide a reasonable cut in return of licensing the merchandises under your name. You just let me know, good sir, okay?

Awaiting for good news from you,
Tom Nook

 

[lieryl]

Dear sleigh owner,

I’ve forgotten your name, but I heard you own some flying vehicle they call a “sleigh”. Well, I was wondering if you could give me a ride. Actually I’m not wondering, I am demanding you get me off this dead piece of land. You see, it seems everyone has forgotten about me the ignorant brats when they took off. I have been waiting in this abandoned town for a plane to come whisk me away to the “island retreat” that everyone has left me for. It has been MONTHS and I have yet to see any sign of transportation and people wonder why I’m so grumpy. I am highly offended that they would forget someone as important as me and would like to give them a piece of my mind. My, how are they even sorting their mail over there? Next thing you know they’ll have a bird more ancient than I doing the job. Can you imagine? My lovely visage replaced by something as old as a dodo bird. I will be awaiting this sleigh of yours, if I get left in this cold weather I will NOT be a happy gal.

Freezing,

Phyllis

 

[aericell]

Dear Jingle,

In the past few months, the Island Representative of Elyxion has barely been seen around the island. The only time I see her these days is when she’s trying to roll snowballs around to make perfect snowboys. She talks to them more than me and we’re neighbors!

I heard from the bugs in my floor that you’re the one giving her presents to give out every Toy Day! So, I am writing this letter to ask you for an extra favor this year.

Please give her more presents to give out! Give her two full toy sacks if you can, maybe even five or ten or more so she can stay all day and night!

Thank you!
Filbert

P.S. If you run out of ideas, you can fill them all up with snacks and I would gladly take them all! ...and share them, of course!

 

[DaCoSim]

My Dearest Bam, I mean Jingle, geez sorry! Bam is my buddy from Seclusia and while you are away, he is our honorary reindeer. Anyway, so I know I’ve been really good this year, and would like it very much if you could bring me some yummy snacks that I can share with all the bugs in my house. They would really like that. As you know from my adoptive mom, Midori’s letter, she got all our neighbors new coats and hats for Christmas and (other than me) no one is really wearing them much. As predicted, Fuchsia has a cold today so my mom brought her some medicine. My mom keeps telling everyone to use good cents. I’m not really sure what money has to do with wearing coats but maybe you could bring everyone a few bucks for Christmas? Also, on a personal note, my mom really tries to look after us, and she’s amazing, but she’s had a really tough year, so if you know the ghost of Christmas past, do you think you can send him her way to maybe take her back to some good memories?
I think that would make her smile.
Thx!
Filbert

 

[Halloqueen]

Dear Deer,

You are thinking now "Who is writing to one so drab as I?"

It is Pavé!

"But fabulous Pavé, why do you, spectacular and majestic as you are, spend your valuable time and energy writing a letter to one so boring as I?" you ask.

Firstly, Pavé does not write his own letters; Pavé has adoring fans who dedicate their time and energy to the service of Pavé, one of whom transcribes Pavé's words.

But Pavé digresses. Pavé shall cut to the crux of the matter with a masterful stroke, like a samurai swinging his sword.

Pavé finds you to be unfit and undeserving of your station. The bright lights, the beautiful baubles, the palpable excitement for the holiday; these things should be Pavé's domain! Toy Day languishes under the tyranny of your mundanity! Toy Day deserves a representative as lively and beloved as itself!

Toy Day deserves PAVÉ!

Pavé would take Toy Day under his luxurious wings, nurture it, and carry it to heights unimagined!

Pavé hereby challenges you to a competition to decide who shall be the master of Toy Day. Our battlefield shall be the dance floor!

Have at you!

- Pavé

 

[nightxshift]

Umm hi,

I'm writing to you to let you know you accidentally dropped a gift at the post office when you arrived to town and I opened it, and to be honest with you, I think Bunnie would ABSOLUTELY LOVE this sweater it's so ugly. But anyways, I don't want it so could you come pick it up as soon as possible? it's taking up space in here.

So now that I'm at it, I want to make JUST a few requests for this year. Starting with this cloche hat I saw the other day at Gracie's boutique, she's the best designer, I know. And I also want a doogtooth dress and a elegant hat and also a flashy hairpin. And if you are feeling generous you could also get me these heart shades which are totally gorgeous and would fit me perfectly.

That's it, don't forget to come pick if the ugly sweater! I can't believe I spent 200 bells on this.

Phyllis.

 

[Disneyfangirl23]

Dear Jingle, I don’t know if you’ve heard but me and Cherry have been a bit naughty this year. We haven’t bought any face masks or hand sanitizers I know it’s not following the rules but we have been really good to Sophie are island resident so please please don’t put coal in are stockings and if you give us face masks and hand sanitizers for Christmas we will use them we promise. And can you give Sophie a puppy plushie for Christmas she’s really lonely since no one else lives with her.

yours sincerely Roald the penguin from Sunshine Island

PS please don’t tell anyone that we haven’t been following the rules. And do you know if someone would like to open a cafe here? I’m dying to try coffee I always see it advertised on the tv it looks good.

 

[duckvely]

dear jingle,

it’s that time of year again. this toy day, i would like to once again ask for pink lipstick. i also want that same brand of eyeshadow you get me every year. i am not me without these two things. i’ll need enough to last until next toy day. i’m known as the beauty queen on this island and i can’t let that rabbit tiffany take my spot. she just moved to our island and has been trying to become friends with me. she even tries to ask me what my beauty secrets are. here, beauty is a competition and should be taken seriously. i can’t be friends with my competitor. anyway, get me the two things i asked for, croak-kay?

sincerely,
jambette

 

[Sara?]

Dearest Jingle,

I am at a predicament and thought that maybe you could help me make the right decision. Im a very humble coffee maker who sold his franchise to someone called Nintendo in order to be able to travel and taste the very best coffees from around the world. Through out this journey I have found my inspiration and come up with the perfect coffee mixture, one that would revolutionize peoples most exquisite palates.

I was thinking that maybe you and I can open a new shop together, our cafeteria could be called " Brew cup O`Jingles" don't worry its a first draft and its not registered yet so all thoughts are welcomed. We can take into our advantage your busy schedule and the fact that Toy day is around the corner for you to give out flyers every time you give a gift. We are perfect! While you travel the world raising awareness about us i'll be back in Cala, which is this very new "it" and developing island, brewing coffees and baking delicious cakes. Do you smell that? its coffee

Cant wait to make my dream ehem i mean our dream come true !
​

Yours truly,
Brewster

 

[rip]

Ahoy, Jingle!

‘Tis yer favorite buccaneerin’ seabird, Gullivarrr. Me crew has been pesterin’ me to break out me pen n’ quill and write ye a wee message in a bottle. See, we must ask a mighty favor of ye... It all happened while I was takin’ my turn mannin’ the helm after a loooong night of partakin’ in a bit o’ the GOOD soda with me hearties... As ye could imagine, me n’ the crew’s senses weren’t their sharpest and well errr... I may have dozed off and charted the ol’ ship off course a hair! ARRR! How can we possibly acquire the bootiest of pirate booty now? Tell me ye’ve got some way to locate me poor ol’ ship and steer us back in the right direction. Me compass tumbled o’er the bow during our last post-pillagin’ escape, so we’re certified lost at sea! I’m hopin’ this message will reach your icy shores, but until then; me nap time is me nap time, and I think it’s time for me afternoon doze... Zzzz... Nyam, nyam.

Legendary pirate Captain Gullivarrr

 

[leohyrule]

Dear Jingle,

I have a fun wish this year for toy day! I wish for Flick to have his own store! I just want to be able to visit him and talk to his bugs. The bugs in the floor are asking for more friends, and I think they should have them! My friend Lucky would really like it too.
I would also like to ask for more toys in my house in more colors. I really don’t think I have enough. Or maybe I do. Maybe I didn’t think this out enough. Just ask the bugs what they think or read it in their letters. They usually know what to do.

Stitches

 

[kiwikenobi]

Bienvenue Jingle! (That's Italian for "How's it going, buddy?")

It's me, Raymond. Yes, THE Raymond. I know. I'll give you a moment to just take it in...

You good now? Okay. So, I hardly need explain myself. I'm just so darn famous and popular. TOO famous and popular, actually. Everyone wants a piece of me. Actually, no, not just a piece. Everyone wants ALL of me. Everyone wants me to be their neighbor and best amigo. And, honestly, who can blame them? I mean, just look at me. These eyes, this hair, this fashion sense. My adorable little fangs...

But, alas, I can't be in more than one place at once... Or can I? That's where you come in.

I, Raymond, would like to ask you if you could somehow magically clone me, make thousands of exact copies of me. Then every island could have a Raymond living on it, and no one would have to suffer the misery that is life without me anymore. It would be a Toy Day miracle! Everyone would have me as their amigo. Or perhaps... their ami-beau. You know, "amigo" means friend, and "beau" means "super cool."

I think it could catch on!

-Raymond

(Boom! Exactly 200 words again!)