Ruin a Movie!

[Midoriya]

The sky is falling! THE SKY IS FALLING! AHHHH HELP US, THE SKY IS FALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!11
Then they all die. The end.

Uh, Shrek

 

[Bruscoe]

It was a movie created by Smash Mouth, but the budget got too high, so they could only afford to make the opening and closing credits of the movie. The rest of the movie was crowdfunded by internet trolls, and somehow were able to convince the Beverly Ninja and Axel Foley to provide their voice talents. Sadly, the Beverly Ninja suffered a heart attack and died from eating too many dumplings, so Wayne Campbell had to come and fill his role. His former manager for Wayne’s World - who also worked for Vanderhoff Arcades - was now a director for Shrek, currently working for the company that took over production from Smash Mouth, CrescentFishers. As he was still not satisfied with how his former client treated him, he secretly autotuned Wayne’s voice to give him a Scottish accent, and the rest was history.

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

 

[Midoriya]

It's about the Venture Brothers suddenly becoming pet detectives. They solve crimes related to animals and help the general public. Exciting, I know.

The Boys in the Boat

 

[. Rarity .]

Well you know, finale tests have to happen, and just when these boys think they have what they got, they can finally do it-well they're teacher decides to put them to a finale test and pushes them out to sea with no oar. Hey you remember the life of pi?

Yeah he starts making bets on who comes back. Cause whoever comes back will be the true victor of the race.
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Broke Back Mountain

 

[Bruscoe]

Some hikers have to climb an insanely unstable mountain, but are crushed by rocks and die right after taking the first few steps; the whole mountain then collapses into a big flat field of rock after some stars from space try to circle it. What ultimately caused it to fall? A big sign that read “Paramount”. The end.

The Rugrats Movie (1998)

 

[Yoshi155]

Dil is never born, and thus the movie never exists.

Hey Arnold! The Movie (2002)

 

[Bruscoe]

That mall they were going to build? It never happened due to massive budget cuts. Arnold's crummy neighborhood survives again, but no action took place at all. Instead, Helga finally gets her secret wish; she and Arnold become a couple.

Charlotte's Web (1973)

 

[QueenCobra]

Charlotte bites Wilbur and kills him. The end.

Enter the Dragon?

 

[Bruscoe]

Bruce Lee's character goes on a quest to search for his dignity, but ends up entering this huge dragon mouth that is actually a Chinese restaurant in Los Angeles. Inside, he meets some of the weirdest waiters and waitresses ever, and they also happen to know a thing or two about martial arts. After getting angry about his food being cooked incorrectly, Bruce goes into attack mode, and kicks and twists his way through the restaurant in order to find the manager. The place happens to be ran by a notorious Chinese crime lord, and Bruce is subsequently tied up by the manager's henchmen. After hours of captivity, Bruce figures out a way to break free, and the fighting starts yet again. The crime lord manager is kicked out a high-rise window - which happens to be the dragon building's tail - and Los Angeles is safe from the Chinese mafia's wrath. Bruce then decides that martial arts is too crazy, and decides to retire. He later died from blowfish poisoning. The end.

Gone in 60 Seconds

 

[QueenCobra]

The title is literal, as it’s just a TikTok.

To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar (1995)

 

[Midoriya]

It's about someone reading a letter to some guy named Wong Foo. That's it. That's the entire movie.

The Meg

 

[Mr.Fox]

It's just Megan Fox going about her daily life, but really tense music plays the entire time.

Mr Magorium's Wonder Emporium

 

[Bruscoe]

The one and only movie where YOU imagine what the emporium looks like! Mr. Magorium paid a lot of producers to film all sorts of stuff so that everyone can view his film differently!

Planet 51

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

The aliens blow up the Earth. The end.

Oppenheimer

 

[Yoshi155]

It’s about a brand of fashion dolls manufactured by Mattel.

Blade Runner (1982)

 

[Midoriya]

Already did this one, but it's basically Blade from Honkai: Star Rail running. That's the entire movie. So exciting!

Creed

 

[Bruscoe]

A major case of false advertising. You see, the band Creed were going to make an autobiography about the history of their band, but due to legal reasons, had to drop themselves out of the entire thing. This occurred late, with the trailers for the movie already having been released. The executives at Warner Bros. had to act quick, so they brought on MGM to change the entire thing with little notice to moviegoers. The reason why Creed grossed so much was because everyone who went to go see it were expecting the band, but instead, saw a deceased fighter's son with the legendary Rocky Balboa as their trainer go out and work to become a new champion. That was MGM's decision. Everyone forgot about the movie originally being about the band, and were wanting sequels featuring this rising fighter instead. So far, we've received two. Great, hm?

Minions

 

[Midoriya]

It's about a bunch of kids that work at a Twinkie factory in a post-apocalyptic future. Somehow there's still enough societal structure in place to prevent children from working with labor laws, so the executives decided to have them called "minions" instead so they can't get sued.

The Journey To The Center Of The Earth

 

[Bruscoe]

Some paleontologists decide to go full Indiana Jones and obtain parts of the earth’s core to study back at their lab. What they don’t realize, however, is that the Earth’s core is nothing but a hot ball of nothing. They dig a ways down, but accidentally dig into an underground electrical wire. They become electrocuted, thus ending their adventure and dying on the spot. Remember kids, always dial 811 before you dig.

Antz

 

[Midoriya]

It's a movie about a kid killing some ants from the point of view of the ants. That's it. That's the entire movie.

It's a Wonderful Life