You thought body horror was too horrible to show in a film? Then check out Saw II, where the evil ringleader puppet dude who undoubtedly has a name captures more people and makes them cut off each others' limbs for no reason other than to avoid killing them himself! This time, there's double the saws, and double the limbs! Hear the reviews from a few movie critics:
"I came in expecting dancing saws, but all I got was dancing butterflies in my stomach. Misleading title, misleading premise. There's now vomit all over my theater chair, and I really hope this film series gets canned." - Whaz Itooya, NY Times
"If this is what puppet guys are capable of doing in Left 4 Dead, then I've got some competition. Chat, take notes." - Some newbie streamer on Twitch
"This is actually sort of interesting. How much do the actors get paid? I think I want to show my viewers that I'm cool outside my own show." - Dr. Phil
"And I thought people getting fat off quarter pounders was horrible enough..." - Ronald McDonald
If you want the true sick fest experience, head on over to your local theater and see what Saw II can do to your body!
Note: Extra trashcans are provided for viewer convenience.
Zoolander
