Good morning you slimy, piles of filth! Did everyone sleep ok? Well I don't care because some of you are still trying to kill us all. What you don't know is that when you were asleep we got some strange readings from inside the filtration system thats pumping the life in and out of your garbage hole here. And I'm not happy about it
It would appear that there's some
Infectious Particles floating around here. That means some of you may have already been infected by this
Corona Madness. But look we ain't your fairly odd parents here so we can't just poof some tests and masks in here so just kinda be careful ya know. But I don't know
how long you will last if you get infected, its probably at the whim of whoever is causing this. Not to mention some of you might actually infect each other. All I know is some of you are probably gonna die... speaking of which look over there
*the group pans around to see that
Seroja never got out of bed*
Stay back you #$@!ers, I'll check it out
*Commander Tangsworthy peels back the sweaty mess of a sleeping bag Seroja was in to reveal a corpse long been passed*
Well she must've passed overnight... At least her dog tags were here, unlike the last one
Based on the time of death of this here maggot, I can safely assume that any new infection and death from these viral varmints happens right before you wake up. This means only one of you is probably infected now, but that can ramp up as some of you might move around and infect each other tomorrow night. That means maybe more of you can die at once in nights to come. so think smart before you make a move
Well I'm out of here, you all sort out this mess and I'll be back to get rid of whoever you choose. You have 48 hours to give me a name and I'll squash them like a bug.