Tell Me a Joke.

[Draco]

In this Thread u can post something funny u saw in ad or newspaper or tell a joke, or Talk about a funny moment that happened to you at someplace you were at. Please try to keep it PG-13.

 

[SilkSpectre]

A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."

 

[LambdaDelta]

now to see how many people actually get this

 

[moonford]

Donald Trump.

 

[visibleghost]

Donald Trump.

while he is a joke i'm not so sure if he's funny.. i'd probably just call him scary and Bad

 

[moonford]

while he is a joke i'm not so sure if he's funny.. i'd probably just call him scary and Bad

His existence is funny, he's an embarrassment and you can't help but laugh at him.

 

[visibleghost]

His existence is funny, he's an embarrassment and you can't help but laugh at him.

yeah i guess you're right.... but i'm still kinda nervous because he has so many supporters thag don't think of him as a joke. it's kind of scary that people actually love him )x

 

[LambdaDelta]

Spoiler: 2 men walk into a bar....

then begin preparations for and open up the bar. they're bartenders. were you expecting a punchline?

 

[Gregriii]

tbt is a quiet place where you can debate

 

[oath2order]

The Presidential Race in 2016 has amazingly ended in a three-way tie. Gary Johnson, Hillary Clinton, and Donald Trump have all somehow received completely equal thirds of the total vote. So, to solve this, the three have a literal race, whoever can run a mile the fastest becomes President.

Trump, overconfident in his abilities, shoves the other candidates to the side and runs first, and takes 15 minutes to run the mile. Johnson goes next, he's relatively in shape, and takes 12 minutes to run the mile. Now, Hillary Clinton, in her desperation to become President, has been preparing for every possibility, and sprints the entire mile, finishing in 10 minutes.

She says "I was the fastest, so I'm President now, right?"

"Not quite," The judge of the race said. "Bush did 9:11."

 

[Bowie]

My life.

 

[seliph]

So I ordered a lion statuette for an award but something went wrong somewhere down the line and when it arrived it had only the rear end of the lion.

It was a catastrophe.

 

[The Pennifer]

We need a 12-step program group for compulsive talkers. They could call it On Anon Anon.

 

[Katattacc]

Donald Trump.

That's the exact same joke I was going to say

 

[raeepow]

Why can't Marty ride a bicycle?
He has no arms.

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Not Marty.

 

[Draco]

this in not a politcal comment thread it is a joke and funny happens thread. please stay on topic.

 

[LambdaDelta]

but modern western politics are a joke

 

[#1 Senpai]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

because it was a chicken.

 

[brownboy102]

Shakira had murdered someone. Her lawyer told her to lie and say she didn't if she was asked.
She lost the case.
Why?

Her hips gave it away, because her hips don't lie.

 

[Draco]

Dog Walked into a Bar in the old west and said "I am looking for guy who shot my Paw".