The Evolving Game!

[XenoVII]

you lose the title to The Mighty Chimpopo and must work at his car dealership

you are now a windshield-wiper boy who gets payed minimal wage (poor Ash)

 

[monkey905332]

you get a promotion

you get to manage the car dealership

 

[blooblob]

You try ur best at the promotion, but you get fired.

You are now a regular kid.

 

[Hamusuta]

You fall off a cliff,
You are now in the Paralympics!

 

[Colour Bandit]

You win no medals...

You are offered a cure for your disability!

 

[Juicebox]

You accept. They make you bigger, stronger, faster.

You are now the 6 million dollar man.

 

[blooblob]

You spend the money on stuff you want, a mansion, and some bills.

You are now left with about 2,000,000 dollars.

 

[Juicebox]

You try to sell your money.

You are now an idiot.

 

[blooblob]

You try to find a school to go to, but since you are an idiot, you can't.

You are now a person who needs serious help with therapy.

 

[Juicebox]

You realize that you are smarter than other idiots because you admit you're an idiot. But if you realize your an idiot, you're not an idiot so...

You are now a paradox.

 

[The_ACguy]

You are explained by scientific theorists
You evolve into stephen hawking

 

[Juicebox]

You make several movies.

You are now Stephen Spielberg.

 

[Hamusuta]

You take drugs,
you are now lindsay lohan

 

[AmenFashion]

You try to fix your career, but you screw up over and over and you're hopeless.

You are now a failure.

 

[Elijo]

You fall off a cliff and ended up getting eaten by hungry sharks.

You are now dead.

 

[Yuki Nagato]

Hungry sharks shred up your body

You are now a ripped up corpse.

 

[Juicebox]

You learn to dance.

You become the thriller video.

 

[Yuki Nagato]

You meet Michael Jackson.

You become a rape victim.

 

[Juicebox]

You kill him in a hospital.

You are now Uma Thurman.

 

[Hamusuta]

You get a giant hammer and turn into a cat.
You are now Puma Thorman. (LOOOOL)