The Guilty and The Innocent (Game)

Guilty. I stole it for my own fish!

You look at your neighbors through their windows at night, but you think your just being friendly.
 
Drat, you caught me *eat's grandma's homebaked goods*

You're the one who pushes people into dirty ball pits!
 
Guilty. I don't like cat food.

You took my collection of crystals and threw them down a well.
 
Wrong. I gave them to a Jewish grandmother named Gertrude who was fleeing Nazi Germany, so she could start a new life with the wealth she got from the crystals.

You are stealing my air!
 
Guilty! But only if there were people in there.
Like the time at home depo I walked up to a guy asked him a question, and I started letting it rip the moment he started to awncer.
Or the classic drive by farting! People standing there, you fart as you walk past.


You have a big bag of starburst and you didn't give me one!
 
Innocent. I gave them all to you, because I don't like starburst!

You threw ice cream at a kid who was whining for some.
 
Innocent! No circumstance would make me give up ice cream.

You found the Holy Grail, but you left it at a bus station in Florida.
 
Guilty. I didn't know what it was... ;-;

You threw the Holy Grail in the trash.
 
Guilty... I found it in the bus station where you lost it, but my maid Consuela threw it away. I was just trying to frame you.

You forgot our 34 month anniversary!
 
Guilty! I'm just so cool I had to stop myself from freezing.

You made a grilled cheese sandwich without cheese.
 
Innocent! All the pitfalls are clogging up my lost and found.

Tied a woman to the train tracks.
 
Innocent! I'd never do such crime ;;

You punched an 80 year old woman because she stole your beef jerky!
 
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