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The Internet's Worst Advice Column
Have the motivation.
Blame it on the Master Hand from Super Smash Brothers. It was obviously him!
Just get on a plane and jump out of it, it’s that easy.
stalk her relentlessly.
Start taking worse care of yourself, then stop doing that.
Black market
Talk to me, superstar. What do you want?
go behind the counter and make it yourself, and also don't forget to ask for your paycheck.
Attach more skin to your back. Then the pain is in your middle.
Have art lessons or smthing
Invest in stocks until the higher ups at the company are blinded by your wealth. They’ll give out the status regardless of skill!
Hire a clown to play with and look after your puppy when you are too tired. The bonus is that you too will be entertained by the clown help, unless you are scared of clowns in which case this would motivate you to keep entertaining your tiny doggo yourself so you can keep the clowns at bay.
Build a house underwater, it will always be clean.
just be happy and think positive.
just so everyone knows, i want to kick my own ass for writing this lmao.
how do i stop staying up later than i should?
Hire a beefy muscular man to hit you on the head with a comically large mallet at whatever is your preferred bed time. This is how you quickly establish a regular sleep schedule.
Make everyone else worse at math.
We're purr-fect fur each other!
Consult your friend and associate, Pinky. The world will be in your mousy hands by then. (Shameless reference.)
Turn your shower handle to off setting.
Play Game Dev Tycoon, and try to teleport yourself into the game.
Just watching YouTube and play video games constantly until you forget about your worries.
Step forward, one foot in front of the other. Repeat this until at Mordor.
