Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“I think it’s time that Darwin wore some pants….”
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The out of context quotes thread
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Are you okay?
Dude, you know that feeling when you take a huuge dump? Awesome.
Well, doctor?
I’ve-uh, never quite seen this before, perhaps he just needs some hemorrhoid cream.
(as soon as he tries to touch it, the satellite dish shoots back inside)
You alright?
You know that feeling when the huge dump you just took shoots back up inside your ass NO I’M NOT ALRIGHT!
Dude, you know that feeling when you take a huuge dump? Awesome.
Well, doctor?
I’ve-uh, never quite seen this before, perhaps he just needs some hemorrhoid cream.
(as soon as he tries to touch it, the satellite dish shoots back inside)
You alright?
You know that feeling when the huge dump you just took shoots back up inside your ass NO I’M NOT ALRIGHT!
QueenCobra
a thousand words in one sigh
“Q starts crying because he feels like the process is too stressful.”
rocketspruggs
𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔪𝔞𝔩 𝔣𝔬𝔯𝔢𝔰𝔱 𝔠𝔯𝔬𝔰𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤
"What really happened that doy."
[The off-screen typewriter changes that word to, "day".]
"What really happened that day."
[The off-screen typewriter changes that word to, "day".]
"What really happened that day."
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“The napkin’s purpose according to whom you ask is either A.) to keep the aromas of the bird from escaping B.) to allow diners to spit out the bones without anyone else seeing or C.) to hide one’s wicked and sinful act from God Himself. This development has far-reaching theological implications because it means that God apparently cannot see under napkins.”
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ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"I hate Mumunmunundsdays. And I really could go for some enchiladas."
"Hey Rick, that's pretty cool! It's just like Garfield, only instead, it's Gazorpazorpfield."
"Hey, isn't Gazorpazorp where, uh, where those robots came from? Remember, that whole thing?"
"Yeah, that's pretty... That's true. That's right!"
"Yeah. Let's watch some more Gazorpazorpfield!"
"Hey, Jon. It's me, Gazorpazorpfield. Boy, **** you, Jon. You dumb, stupid idiot."
"Come on, Gazorpazorpfield. Go easy on me, huh?"
"You dumb, stupid, weak, pathetic, white, white, uh, uh, guilt, white guilt, milquetoast piece of human garbage."
"Jeez, Gazorpazorpfield, that's... You know, you're pretty mean to me, but that takes the cake."
"I don't give a ****! I'm Gazorpazorp-****ing-field, *****! Now give me my ****ing enchiladas!"
"Hey, Rick, did they use Bill Murray for this? Sounds a lot like Bill Murray."
"Hey Rick, that's pretty cool! It's just like Garfield, only instead, it's Gazorpazorpfield."
"Hey, isn't Gazorpazorp where, uh, where those robots came from? Remember, that whole thing?"
"Yeah, that's pretty... That's true. That's right!"
"Yeah. Let's watch some more Gazorpazorpfield!"
"Hey, Jon. It's me, Gazorpazorpfield. Boy, **** you, Jon. You dumb, stupid idiot."
"Come on, Gazorpazorpfield. Go easy on me, huh?"
"You dumb, stupid, weak, pathetic, white, white, uh, uh, guilt, white guilt, milquetoast piece of human garbage."
"Jeez, Gazorpazorpfield, that's... You know, you're pretty mean to me, but that takes the cake."
"I don't give a ****! I'm Gazorpazorp-****ing-field, *****! Now give me my ****ing enchiladas!"
"Hey, Rick, did they use Bill Murray for this? Sounds a lot like Bill Murray."
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ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"I'm not looking for judgement, just a yes or no. Can you assimilate a giraffe?"
ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"Well I'm sorry, Wendy, but I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
xSuperMario64x
call me Bug 🇨🇦💜🐛
I don't even watch south park but I remember this episode so vividly lol
ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"If Bender killed you centuries ago, how in Satan's glorious name did you return?"
"Oh, it's an astonishing tale of incredible-ness. It all began, when I went back in time..."
"...Duhhh!"
"Oh, it's an astonishing tale of incredible-ness. It all began, when I went back in time..."
"...Duhhh!"
…and so you see, Simon & Simon were not brothers in real life, only on television.
Thank you for that presentation, Eric, but the assignment was on Asian cultures. You get a D-.
Aw, dammit!
Who should we call on next, Mr. Hat? *in Mr. Hat’s voice* Well, how about Stan, our little South Park quarterback star? *normal voice* Oh, good idea. Okay Stanley, you're next.
Um, I’m not really prepared either.
Well, just make something up, like Eric did.
Okay, uh… Asian culture has… plagued our fragile earth for many years. We must end it-
Excellent. A-.
Hey!
Wow, cool!
Wait a minute, why the hell does he get an A-?
Eric, Stanley just might lead our team to victory against the Middle Park Cowboys for the first time in decades. And we treat star athletes better because they’re better people.
That’s not fair!
*Mr. Hat’s voice* Life isn’t fair, kiddo, get used to it.
Thank you for that presentation, Eric, but the assignment was on Asian cultures. You get a D-.
Aw, dammit!
Who should we call on next, Mr. Hat? *in Mr. Hat’s voice* Well, how about Stan, our little South Park quarterback star? *normal voice* Oh, good idea. Okay Stanley, you're next.
Um, I’m not really prepared either.
Well, just make something up, like Eric did.
Okay, uh… Asian culture has… plagued our fragile earth for many years. We must end it-
Excellent. A-.
Hey!
Wow, cool!
Wait a minute, why the hell does he get an A-?
Eric, Stanley just might lead our team to victory against the Middle Park Cowboys for the first time in decades. And we treat star athletes better because they’re better people.
That’s not fair!
*Mr. Hat’s voice* Life isn’t fair, kiddo, get used to it.
QueenCobra
a thousand words in one sigh
“Clunt baby busts slumps.”
*repeating, slightly confused*
“Clunt baby busts slumps.”
*repeating, slightly confused*
“Clunt baby busts slumps.”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“You would name him It?”
*Yes*
“That is a fine name! I hope It grows to be big and strong!
“It looks sick….”
“Look! It Has grown!”
*Yes*
“That is a fine name! I hope It grows to be big and strong!
“It looks sick….”
“Look! It Has grown!”
