Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Shame on you, taking candy from a child and not giving me any!”
The out of context quotes thread
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QueenCobra
a thousand words in one sigh
“Hamburger’s going home.”
—my dad after he heard about Plane Jane’s talent show in Drag Race.
I explained that she won but he’s still not having it. (I didn’t like her talent show either.)
—my dad after he heard about Plane Jane’s talent show in Drag Race.
I explained that she won but he’s still not having it. (I didn’t like her talent show either.)
"Tails? Knuckles? Come on guys, this isn't funny..."
*Amy runs into Knuckles dead and hanging from a tree, and Tails dead and floating in a river*
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" *she runs away but straight into Mephiles*
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" *she continues running away from Mephiles*
*Mephiles waits for her to get far enough away while listening and then takes out a bicycle*
"Mephiles, you can ******* teleport through time itself, why the **** do you need to ride a bicycle?"
"It's for the gains, John, it's for the gains."
*Mephiles gets on the bicycle and begins pedaling towards Amy*
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
*Some school children watch as Mephiles goes up a ramp and lands*
"Wow, you're so cool, Mephiles the Dark! Yeah, so cool! Go kill Amy Rose!"
*Heavy and gruntled voice* "Why thank you kids, I will!"
*Bicycle Race by Queen plays in the background*
"BICYCLE! BICYCLE! I WANT TO RIDE MY BIKE! I WANT TO RIDE MY BIKE! BICYCLE! BICYCLE!"
*Mephiles finally makes it to his destination, but Amy beats him by .555555555 seconds and runs past him*
"******, ******, ******!" *Mephiles checks his stopwatch and then gets back on his bicycle and continues pedaling*
*Amy runs into Knuckles dead and hanging from a tree, and Tails dead and floating in a river*
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" *she runs away but straight into Mephiles*
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" *she continues running away from Mephiles*
*Mephiles waits for her to get far enough away while listening and then takes out a bicycle*
"Mephiles, you can ******* teleport through time itself, why the **** do you need to ride a bicycle?"
"It's for the gains, John, it's for the gains."
*Mephiles gets on the bicycle and begins pedaling towards Amy*
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
*Some school children watch as Mephiles goes up a ramp and lands*
"Wow, you're so cool, Mephiles the Dark! Yeah, so cool! Go kill Amy Rose!"
*Heavy and gruntled voice* "Why thank you kids, I will!"
*Bicycle Race by Queen plays in the background*
"BICYCLE! BICYCLE! I WANT TO RIDE MY BIKE! I WANT TO RIDE MY BIKE! BICYCLE! BICYCLE!"
*Mephiles finally makes it to his destination, but Amy beats him by .555555555 seconds and runs past him*
"******, ******, ******!" *Mephiles checks his stopwatch and then gets back on his bicycle and continues pedaling*
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“I wish I could find a man that half liked me.”
“Can the other half be made of chocolate?”
“Can the other half be made of chocolate?”
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It felt so basic like Milk’s paper dress thing on AS 3. We’ve seen so many other queens lip sync some rap about themselves as a talent way too many times that it’s getting old and feels frustrating when another queen does it now especially if the talent show episode is the first opportunity for us to see what each queen can do and bring to the season! Give us more original acts like Willow’s or Sapphira’s!“Hamburger’s going home.”
—my dad after he heard about Plane Jane’s talent show in Drag Race.
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Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“What’s an adjective?”
ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"Several hundred people died, too, including my wife."
"MY AAASSS!"
"MY AAASSS!"
Since it is the end of the first 2000 years, I will allow you, my children, to ask me one question.
One question?
Only one?
What should we ask him?
We have to think carefully. We can ask him anything we want, like, “What’s the meaning of life?” or “Why are we here?”.
I have it. I have the question. *steps forth* Now you have to answer me once and for all! How come I haven't gotten my period yet?!
(the crowd is shocked. After a pause…)
My child, you are a boy. Boys do not get periods. That’s only for girls. Your friends were bleeding a little bit out of their asses because of an acute colon infection. And your friend Kyle simply lied about it.
How did he know that?
You will hit puberty when the time is right. But you will never have a period, because you are a man. Thus spaketh the Lord. And now I return to heaven.
Hey, wait! That doesn’t count as our question, does it?
I’ll answer another on New Year’s Eve, in the year 4000.
Did you hear that everybody? I’m not even supposed to have my period; that's why God wasn’t answering me! *everyone is extremely pissed* Boy, I’m sure glad everything worked out okay. I guess now we can all celebrate the New Year, huh? Should auld acquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind? Should auld acquaintance be forgot and auld lang syne? For auld lang syne, my dear, for auld lang syne…
Let’s get him!
Aaaahhh!
One question?
Only one?
What should we ask him?
We have to think carefully. We can ask him anything we want, like, “What’s the meaning of life?” or “Why are we here?”.
I have it. I have the question. *steps forth* Now you have to answer me once and for all! How come I haven't gotten my period yet?!
(the crowd is shocked. After a pause…)
My child, you are a boy. Boys do not get periods. That’s only for girls. Your friends were bleeding a little bit out of their asses because of an acute colon infection. And your friend Kyle simply lied about it.
How did he know that?
You will hit puberty when the time is right. But you will never have a period, because you are a man. Thus spaketh the Lord. And now I return to heaven.
Hey, wait! That doesn’t count as our question, does it?
I’ll answer another on New Year’s Eve, in the year 4000.
Did you hear that everybody? I’m not even supposed to have my period; that's why God wasn’t answering me! *everyone is extremely pissed* Boy, I’m sure glad everything worked out okay. I guess now we can all celebrate the New Year, huh? Should auld acquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind? Should auld acquaintance be forgot and auld lang syne? For auld lang syne, my dear, for auld lang syne…
Let’s get him!
Aaaahhh!
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Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“I don’t know this Melissa but she sure wears a lot of lipstick!”
*Holds up a love letter with a heavy lipstick kiss in the bottom corner*
”Who’s Melissa?”
*Holds up a love letter with a heavy lipstick kiss in the bottom corner*
”Who’s Melissa?”
xSuperMario64x
call me Bug 🇨🇦💜🐛
"this is advanced difficulty and they've waxed the floor with my butt cheese!" -poofesure
ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"So, when you see a dead body, don't freak out!"
"WOWEE!"
"WOWEE!"
QueenCobra
a thousand words in one sigh
“We just had a bad day.”
“A bad day?!”
“Yeah. You never had a bad day before?”
“Of course I have bad days— ALL the TIME!”
(Gordon Ramsay and the Casa Roma chef on Kitchen Nightmares)
“A bad day?!”
“Yeah. You never had a bad day before?”
“Of course I have bad days— ALL the TIME!”
(Gordon Ramsay and the Casa Roma chef on Kitchen Nightmares
)
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“No one’s buying J’Ambone.”
“Maybe people don’t want to smell like flowers and pork.”
“I think it smells nice.”
“Maybe people don’t want to smell like flowers and pork.”
“I think it smells nice.”
