The out of context quotes thread

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"Shinnosuke, stop being a... Shinnosuke."

"Eddy Spaghetti. Eddy Spaghetti, how could you?!"

"Abby, don't even think about it."

"Noooooooo! You let little **** Nick hit you!"

 

[BakaRina]

"I think my loaf of bread is just about done!"
*opens the oven to discover flames pouring out*
*slowly closes the oven again*
"I’m just going to give it a few more minutes."

 

[BakaRina]

"Who here speaks Spanish?"
"I only know Wingdings."
"...what, like the font?"
"It's a very misunderstood language."

 

[BakaRina]

"Your brother won't get out of the library."
"Just tell him I said something."
"Like what?"
"Anything factually incorrect."
"Did you just say the sun is a ****ing planet-"

 

[Midoriya]

"People who don't play genshin are like "this game sucks cause of the gacha mechanics" and people who do play genshin are like "the domain keeps giving me the wrong artifacts and the ones with the right set are all def and hp and the ones with good substats somehow manage to roll into the ONE ****** substat every single time, I would kill someone to get rid of the resin system, this game has tortured me and I ******* hate it, 10/10 would highly recommend"

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"HR doesn't stand for Human Resources"
"it stands for"
"Henry's Ramen"

"Have you spoken to Henry's Ramen yet?"
"Not yet, but I'll contact them soon"
"How effective is our Henry's Ramen unit?"

 

[oddbear]

"Mmm, bingus eggs."
"Stop rotating the dog!"
"That guy looks like a unicorn."
"We get one pet... and you named it Chungus."
"WHAT, WHERE IS SHE GOING?! WHAT IS SHE DOING??!! Oh, that's you."

Post automatically merged: Jun 9, 2022

"is this horseville? because i am surrounded by a bunch of neigh-sayers! wordplay"
tracy jordan, 30 rock

 

[xSuperMario64x]

 

[BakaRina]

"What are you drinking?"
"Tea."
"Oh, really? What kind?"
"Tea...quila."

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"All he does is sit around and play Wii Sports, and his weight definitely reflects that."
-My dad when I started talking about Poofesure

 

[oddbear]

"I had a dream where I was in Stranger Things AND Minecraft."

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

Song: ♪ 10,000 hours ♪
Me: That's how long it takes me to beat a Zelda game.
My friend: *confusion*

 

[BakaRina]

"Don't fill up on bread, that's how they get you."
"That's how they get YOU, coward. I will bankrupt this Olive Garden."

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

A conversation between me and my brother:

"I made a new song in Tomodachi Life."
"Really? What's it about?"
"You don't wanna know."
"You're probably right."

 

[BakaRina]

"When you feel really happy and content, that's your brain releasing a bunch of endorphins."
"Unrealistic."
"Can't relate."
"How would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?"

 

[-Mars-]

"Don't go getting a big head on this!"
"Sorry sir I promise my head will stay the same size as my body sir"

 

[Midoriya]

"ill burn your ham next"
"burn it real good"
"nice and slow"
"with romantic music"
"Burning Man? More like burning ham "

 

[-Mars-]

"Yes I have a tattoo, and no you can't see it, it's for the ladies only and you need to prove you have the same IQ range as me preferable 5 IQ lower then me beforehand"

 

[BakaRina]

"Must you always attack me with words?"
"You want me to use rocks?"

 

[Midoriya]

"...and we finished it already"
"it's like that one DBZ scene where it goes"
and before anyone knew it, 3 years went by in the blink of an eye
"wow, man. that was a very, very fast 3 years. holy ****."

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"Yidder, it's the only word that's distinguishable." -Vinesauce