ZeldaCrossing64
Supa Cop
"I love you, Beef Boss."
"I eat Play-Doh for breakfast."
"I want to put a shoe in my mouth."
"I eat Play-Doh for breakfast."
"I want to put a shoe in my mouth."
The out of context quotes thread
- Thread starter Midoriya
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"It's right out of a Regular Show episode plot. They go to see some movie called "The Ultimate Showdown", come out extremely unimpressed, and try to write their own version. The movie writers find out and trap them in their own script, forcing them to join forces with Gandalf The Grey and co. to beat up Chuck Norris and stop the park from being destroyed. Benson comes in after they're thoroughly bruised and beaten and tells them to fix the table they broke or else they're fired. Also, Skips has seen this before. And Muscle Man knows a guy who can help get their movie published."
ZeldaCrossing64
Supa Cop
"I feel like I could take on any three-year-old in a fight, but... It would probably lead to my arrest." -Dagnel
"What's it like to be tall? Is it nice? Can you comfortably reach cupboards?"
"We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want."
"That was ONE TIME!"
"We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want."
"That was ONE TIME!"
xSuperMario64x
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"beginner is too hard, we're going to intermediate" -poofesure
ZeldaCrossing64
Supa Cop
Dude, I was gonna make a post about that, but you beat me to it
"I can't stop it from happening anymore. Everything I see is an Among Us reference."
"What are you talking about?"
"See, that there is an Among Us reference. And so is that. And that too."
"Bro, that's a ******* backpack."
"NO, IT'S AN AMONG US CHARACTER AND I WON'T LET YOU NOR ANYONE ELSE TELL ME ANYTHING DIFFERENT!!"
"What are you talking about?"
"See, that there is an Among Us reference. And so is that. And that too."
"Bro, that's a ******* backpack."
"NO, IT'S AN AMONG US CHARACTER AND I WON'T LET YOU NOR ANYONE ELSE TELL ME ANYTHING DIFFERENT!!"
Fullmetalwwant
Senior Member
Chowder:
Why's she so mad at you?
Mung Daal:
Well, women have these things in their bodies called expectations.
Chowder:
Are expectations bad?
Mung Daal:
Well, they're bad for us, but we can never live up to them. Once she learns to lower her expectations, everyone will be happy.
Why's she so mad at you?
Mung Daal:
Well, women have these things in their bodies called expectations.
Chowder:
Are expectations bad?
Mung Daal:
Well, they're bad for us, but we can never live up to them. Once she learns to lower her expectations, everyone will be happy.
"Alright, is everyone here? Naruto and friends? Lloyd and others from Lego Ninjago? That one weird high school kid named Randy Cunningham?"
"Good, I have brought you all here today for a purpose. Welcome to operation SWAN (Secretly We Are Ninjas)."
"Wait, I have a question!"
"Yes, what is it, Randy?"
"Why does it have to be named operation SWAN? That sounds lame."
"Look, Randy, I didn't organize this. That's just what it happened to come out to."
"Yeah, but a swan? Come on, that's lame."
"Shut up, Naruto!"
"Hey, does anyone want to go get some ramen?"
"Yeah, I could go for some ramen. I'm hungry after all that spinjutsu."
"Me too. Being both a ninja and in high school is rough."
"No... NO! No one gets ramen! Get back here! I haven't finished giving my proposal yet. NOOOOOOOO!!!"
"Good, I have brought you all here today for a purpose. Welcome to operation SWAN (Secretly We Are Ninjas)."
"Wait, I have a question!"
"Yes, what is it, Randy?"
"Why does it have to be named operation SWAN? That sounds lame."
"Look, Randy, I didn't organize this. That's just what it happened to come out to."
"Yeah, but a swan? Come on, that's lame."
"Shut up, Naruto!"
"Hey, does anyone want to go get some ramen?"
"Yeah, I could go for some ramen. I'm hungry after all that spinjutsu."
"Me too. Being both a ninja and in high school is rough."
"No... NO! No one gets ramen! Get back here! I haven't finished giving my proposal yet. NOOOOOOOO!!!"
xSuperMario64x
🇨🇦🩷 3 days 💜🇨🇦
"this time the game is playing normally. the all-five strategy never fails... except that one time it failed."
-poofesure
-poofesure
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