The out of context quotes thread

Your face can take a lot of punishment. That’s good to know.

There’s a lot about my face you don’t know. Perhaps you and it could get better acquainted over dinner.

All right, cool your jets, hotshot.

Come on, Leela. Why won’t you go out with me? We both know there’s something there.

No, I mean cool your jets. They’re melting Bender’s face.

Ow! Ow! Owww!
 
"Like Scoob, you may be a dog, but you're a pretty cool cat!"
*the camera zooms in on Shaggy's face as he looks excited*
"Shaggy just said that!"
*Brian and Stewie walk in*
"Woah woah woah, you can't just do that! You can't just copy us freely! That was ALREADY in our show!"
"Like, yes we can man, and we just did!"
*Fred, Peter, and the others enter*
"What's going on gang?"
"Yeah, what's going on fellas?"
"They can't decide if they were copied or not."
"Well, I don't know about that, but it seems like we have a mirror version of everyone here."
"Hehehehe, you're right!"
"Do you have your own Lois?"
"Yeah, her name is Daphne."
*Both Velma and Meg look at each other*
"Shut up, Meg."
"Shut up, Velma."
*Chris looks around*
"Wait, then who is my copy?"
*All of a sudden the Mystery Van crashes into the house*
 
‘Moe’s Tavern. Moe speaking.’
‘Uh yeah, I’m looking for a friend, last name Keybum, first name Lee.’
‘Yeah, hang on I’ll check. Hey guys, do I got a Lee Keybum? Look at the stools, is there a Lee Keybum? Alright somebody check the rear, I know I’ve got a Lee Keybum.’
 
“Shadow... It's me, the Devil! I'm here to convince you to do sin! Come with me. Steal candy from babies and small businesses. I'm not talkin' about Walmart….”

I will never do such a thing! I'll sin in my own way.”

Okay, bye.”

Okay, fine, fine! I'll sin, I'll sin, I'll sin!”
 
Okay Dr. Beanson, I promised you a big surprise.

Oh, yes! I love surprises! Tell me what the surprise is!

The surprise, as a production for cities called Greeny Phatom cities, that comes from the resistance, since you tried to steal some of my munchy honey cakes and yellow jelly.

*a laptop is released*

Oh my God…

*Dr. Beanson is attacked*
 
I, too, owe many thanks to Lester and Eliza. This is a great vindication for anybody who was ever taking a bath, went to get the paper, fell down, and had the door slam behind them and the doorknob break off.
 
"EMO COWS: We cry because you cook us." Cows are better than fast food!

*HOLD IT!!!*

Did you say "fast food"? That's a lie!

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Ivysaur can't wait to be a magical king, turning me into Mickey Mouse.
 
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