ravenclaw_equestrian
forever a swiftie
wait but seabiscuit was male and horses are herbivores…? lol
The out of context quotes thread
- Thread starter Midoriya
- Start date
"And what about you? Did you finish off the detective?"
"I MEAN, not exactly boss, he kind of got away..."
"That's it! You have failed me for the last time. And now, you shall pay the ultimate price."
"Uhhh... Fisher Price?"
"Congratulations! You are correct, the correct answer is Fisher Price!"
"Wha??? I thought I was about to die!"
"Nonsense! You're on the game show The Price Is Right, and you just won a million dollars and a car of your choice, ol' pal!"
"Now pick your car. Would you like the red or blue sports car?"
"But wait... that can't be right... was I just dreaming? Or is this a dream? Ah well, I'll just go with it! I'll choose blue. : D"
"I MEAN, not exactly boss, he kind of got away..."
"That's it! You have failed me for the last time. And now, you shall pay the ultimate price."
"Uhhh... Fisher Price?"
"Congratulations! You are correct, the correct answer is Fisher Price!"
"Wha??? I thought I was about to die!"
"Nonsense! You're on the game show The Price Is Right, and you just won a million dollars and a car of your choice, ol' pal!"
"Now pick your car. Would you like the red or blue sports car?"
"But wait... that can't be right... was I just dreaming? Or is this a dream? Ah well, I'll just go with it! I'll choose blue. : D"
ZeldaCrossing64
Supa Cop
"Waluigi Baseball, coming soon to the Nintendo Wii U-cube." -Vinesauce
“because no carcass is complete without ripping open the ribs.” -matt stonie, 2:12
ZeldaCrossing64
Supa Cop
"They say the occasional fight is healthy for friends, but only if they use high-quality boxing gloves."
"Sup, so get this [name] is working on a song about how I'm such a hunk!"
"Ugh you wish I said I wanna do a PUNK song not a hunk song"
"Anyway, want in? It's easy! You two scream some words and I'll come up with a verse. Got it? Here we go!"
"One!"
"Two!"
"Three!'
"Four!"
"Push-ups to a good beat!"
"Runnin' on sore feet!"
"Sweatin' in summer heat!"
"Record smash, muscles're concrete!"
"I can't stop now, I can't retreat!"
"Drive myself to feel complete! Take it!"
"Hey, you sure this isn't about how I'm a hunk?"
"Oh, um Liftin' up a huge weight!"
"Gotta keep my back straight!"
"Bringin' up my heart rate!"
"My arms feel like armor plates!"
"A stronger one awaits me out there!"
"I feel the burn but where's my fate? Your up!"
"Gotta make myself feel so great!"
"Get a new TV by freight!"
"Find a lower mortgage rate!"
"Own my very own estate!"
"YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH! Wow, you totally rock!"
"You too, Bwa ha ha! That was soooo AWESOME! I can't wait to do it again!"
"I'm still pretty sure that was about me being such a hunk like a punk-hunk song or something"
"Ugh you wish I said I wanna do a PUNK song not a hunk song"
"Anyway, want in? It's easy! You two scream some words and I'll come up with a verse. Got it? Here we go!"
"One!"
"Two!"
"Three!'
"Four!"
"Push-ups to a good beat!"
"Runnin' on sore feet!"
"Sweatin' in summer heat!"
"Record smash, muscles're concrete!"
"I can't stop now, I can't retreat!"
"Drive myself to feel complete! Take it!"
"Hey, you sure this isn't about how I'm a hunk?"
"Oh, um Liftin' up a huge weight!"
"Gotta keep my back straight!"
"Bringin' up my heart rate!"
"My arms feel like armor plates!"
"A stronger one awaits me out there!"
"I feel the burn but where's my fate? Your up!"
"Gotta make myself feel so great!"
"Get a new TV by freight!"
"Find a lower mortgage rate!"
"Own my very own estate!"
"YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH! Wow, you totally rock!"
"You too, Bwa ha ha! That was soooo AWESOME! I can't wait to do it again!"
"I'm still pretty sure that was about me being such a hunk like a punk-hunk song or something"
ZeldaCrossing64
Supa Cop
"The other day at the pool, I swam 3 miles straight. Impressive, right?"
"That's amazing! But not as amazing as my 12 miles."
"I've done 20 miles before!"
"Where are you guys finding these giant swimming pools?!"
"That's amazing! But not as amazing as my 12 miles."
"I've done 20 miles before!"
"Where are you guys finding these giant swimming pools?!"
xSuperMario64x
🇨🇦🩷 3 days 💜🇨🇦
"did I just hear you roll your eyes at me?"
- my mom
- my mom
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now I want a 20 mile long swimming pool
"Alright, alright, sorry, I messed it up. Let's take it from the top."
"Okay, man."
*clears throat*
"BUT WHEN THE WORLD NEEDED HIM MOST, HE VANISHED. ONE HUNDRED YEARS PASSED AND THE AVATAR AND I FOUND THE NEW AVATAR--"
"Wait, what?"
"What do you mean what?"
"Bro, you can't FIND the new avatar WITH the avatar. The avatar has to die for the next one to come into existence. Otherwise you have more than one avatar at the same time. Do you get it?"
"Alright, alright, I got it this time."
*clears throat*
"BUT WHEN THE WORLD NEEDED HIM MOST, HE VANISHED. ONE HUNDRED YEARS PASSED AND THE NEW AVATAR AND I FOUND THE OLD AVATAR."
"BRO, WTF. WTF DID I JUST TELL YOU?!"
"I'm sorry!"
"YOU CAN'T FIND THE OLD AVATAR WITH THE NEW ONE, HE WOULD BE DEAD. YOU CAN'T FIND THE NEW AVATAR WITH THE OLD ONE. HE WOULD ALSO BE DEAD. GEEZ, IT FEELS LIKE I'M TALKING TO A MONKEY."
"...well I'm the avatar of yo mama jokes"
*facepalm*
"Okay, man."
*clears throat*
"BUT WHEN THE WORLD NEEDED HIM MOST, HE VANISHED. ONE HUNDRED YEARS PASSED AND THE AVATAR AND I FOUND THE NEW AVATAR--"
"Wait, what?"
"What do you mean what?"
"Bro, you can't FIND the new avatar WITH the avatar. The avatar has to die for the next one to come into existence. Otherwise you have more than one avatar at the same time. Do you get it?"
"Alright, alright, I got it this time."
*clears throat*
"BUT WHEN THE WORLD NEEDED HIM MOST, HE VANISHED. ONE HUNDRED YEARS PASSED AND THE NEW AVATAR AND I FOUND THE OLD AVATAR."
"BRO, WTF. WTF DID I JUST TELL YOU?!"
"I'm sorry!"
"YOU CAN'T FIND THE OLD AVATAR WITH THE NEW ONE, HE WOULD BE DEAD. YOU CAN'T FIND THE NEW AVATAR WITH THE OLD ONE. HE WOULD ALSO BE DEAD. GEEZ, IT FEELS LIKE I'M TALKING TO A MONKEY."
"...well I'm the avatar of yo mama jokes"
*facepalm*
ZeldaCrossing64
Supa Cop
"Yeah, I don't care. Records are only records if I get to 999." -Poofesure
"Hi everybody, I'm Dave Stassen, alongside Geoff Worthing, and welcome to the annual east/west bowl, as we get ready to watch some of the best college players in the nation showcase their skills in a classic showdown between east and west. And there really are some characters on this year's squads, aren't there, Geoff?"
"That's right, Dave. It does seem like the most FLAMBOYANT personalities came to the forefront, and they are here. Let's meet the players from the east."
"D’Marcus Williums, University of Georgia"
"T.J. Juckson, Wayne State University"
"T’Variuness King, Merrimack College"
"Tyroil Smoochie-Wallace, University of Miami"
"D’Squarius Green, Jr., University of Notre Dame"
"Ibrahim Moizoos, University of Tennessee at Chattanooga"
"Jackmerius Tacktheritrix, Michigan State University"
"D’Isiah T. Billings-Clyde, Coastal Carolina University"
"D’Jasper Probincrux III, South Carolina State University"
"Leoz Maxwell Jilliumz, East Carolina University"
"Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lamar, University of Middle Tennessee"
"Davoin Shower-Handel, University of Southern Mississippi"
"Hingle McCringleberry, Penn State University"
"L’Carpetron Dookmarriot, Florida Atlantic University"
"J’Dinkalage Morgoone, University of South Florida"
"Xmus Jaxon Flaxon-Waxon, California University of Pennsylvania"
"We're going to be looking for big plays all game long from Tyroil Smoochie-Wallace!"
"And let's not forget the tight ends, Ibrahim Moizoos and Hingle McCringleberry. They've both had amazing seasons."
"That's right, Geoff."
"Now let's meet the players from the west."
"Saggitariutt Jefferspin, Texas A&M"
"D’Glester Hardunkichud, University of Wisconsin"
"Swirvithan L’Goodling-Splatt, Saskatchewan University"
"Quatro Quatro, San Jose State University"
"Ozamataz Buckshank, Stanford University"
"Beezer Twelve Washingbeard, Jones College"
"Shakiraquan T.G.I.F. Carter, University of Northern Arizona"
"X-Wing @Aliciousness, Missouri Western State University"
"Sequester Grundelplith M.D., Adams State"
"Scoish Velociraptor Maloish, South Dakota State University"
"T.J. A.J. R.J. Backslashinfourth V, Albion College"
"EEEEE EEEEEEEEE, San Diego State University"
"Donkey Teeth, Boise State University"
"Torque [Construction Drilling Noise] Lewith, Nevada State Penitentiary"
"[The Player Formerly Known As Mousecop], University of Missouri-Columbia"
"Dan Smith, BYU"
"That's right, Dave. It does seem like the most FLAMBOYANT personalities came to the forefront, and they are here. Let's meet the players from the east."
"D’Marcus Williums, University of Georgia"
"T.J. Juckson, Wayne State University"
"T’Variuness King, Merrimack College"
"Tyroil Smoochie-Wallace, University of Miami"
"D’Squarius Green, Jr., University of Notre Dame"
"Ibrahim Moizoos, University of Tennessee at Chattanooga"
"Jackmerius Tacktheritrix, Michigan State University"
"D’Isiah T. Billings-Clyde, Coastal Carolina University"
"D’Jasper Probincrux III, South Carolina State University"
"Leoz Maxwell Jilliumz, East Carolina University"
"Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lamar, University of Middle Tennessee"
"Davoin Shower-Handel, University of Southern Mississippi"
"Hingle McCringleberry, Penn State University"
"L’Carpetron Dookmarriot, Florida Atlantic University"
"J’Dinkalage Morgoone, University of South Florida"
"Xmus Jaxon Flaxon-Waxon, California University of Pennsylvania"
"We're going to be looking for big plays all game long from Tyroil Smoochie-Wallace!"
"And let's not forget the tight ends, Ibrahim Moizoos and Hingle McCringleberry. They've both had amazing seasons."
"That's right, Geoff."
"Now let's meet the players from the west."
"Saggitariutt Jefferspin, Texas A&M"
"D’Glester Hardunkichud, University of Wisconsin"
"Swirvithan L’Goodling-Splatt, Saskatchewan University"
"Quatro Quatro, San Jose State University"
"Ozamataz Buckshank, Stanford University"
"Beezer Twelve Washingbeard, Jones College"
"Shakiraquan T.G.I.F. Carter, University of Northern Arizona"
"X-Wing @Aliciousness, Missouri Western State University"
"Sequester Grundelplith M.D., Adams State"
"Scoish Velociraptor Maloish, South Dakota State University"
"T.J. A.J. R.J. Backslashinfourth V, Albion College"
"EEEEE EEEEEEEEE, San Diego State University"
"Donkey Teeth, Boise State University"
"Torque [Construction Drilling Noise] Lewith, Nevada State Penitentiary"
"[The Player Formerly Known As Mousecop], University of Missouri-Columbia"
"Dan Smith, BYU"
ZeldaCrossing64
Supa Cop
"Go Pico!"
"Boyfriend? What are you doing here?"
*beep bops*
"Y'know what, whatever. Just come sing with me."
"What the hell? 2 v 1? Now this isn't-"
"WHO ASKED YOU?!"
"Boyfriend? What are you doing here?"
*beep bops*
"Y'know what, whatever. Just come sing with me."
"What the hell? 2 v 1? Now this isn't-"
"WHO ASKED YOU?!"
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