ZeldaCrossing64
Supa Cop
The out of context quotes thread
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"Ah, it's a wonderful day, my children!"
"Good morning, Ms. Frizzle"
"Today we'll be using the magic school bus to shrink down and go view beautiful and fascinating insects!"
"OoooohhhhhH"
"Let's go!"
"Oh wow, these insects are pretty cool."
"Um... Ms. Frizzle, you don't think these insects are carnivorous, do you?"
"Oh gosh... oh gosh... OH GOSH, kids, get in the magic school bus right now. Get in the ******* magic school bus right ******* now!"
"Hey, has anyone seen Carlos?"
"I don't know. There's no time... just go!!"
"..."
"BURRRRRRRRPPPP."
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"Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the center roll of a tootsie pop?"
"Well, let's find uh out. A one, a two, a three..."
"IT'S OVER 9,000!!!!"
"WHAT?!? 9,000?!? THERE'S NO WAY THAT CAN BE RIGHT!"
"Good morning, Ms. Frizzle"
"Today we'll be using the magic school bus to shrink down and go view beautiful and fascinating insects!"
"OoooohhhhhH"
"Let's go!"
"Oh wow, these insects are pretty cool."
"Um... Ms. Frizzle, you don't think these insects are carnivorous, do you?"
"Oh gosh... oh gosh... OH GOSH, kids, get in the magic school bus right now. Get in the ******* magic school bus right ******* now!"
"Hey, has anyone seen Carlos?"
"I don't know. There's no time... just go!!"
"..."
"BURRRRRRRRPPPP."
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"Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the center roll of a tootsie pop?"
"Well, let's find uh out. A one, a two, a three..."
"IT'S OVER 9,000!!!!"
"WHAT?!? 9,000?!? THERE'S NO WAY THAT CAN BE RIGHT!"
ZeldaCrossing64
Supa Cop
"Eddy looks like he's been staring at something for 24 hours."
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"Takashi looks like he's ready to kick someone off a cliff."
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"Takashi looks like he's ready to kick someone off a cliff."
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ZeldaCrossing64
Supa Cop
My dad: "You kinda have to, otherwise you get attached. I wanna have cows one day, but eventually I'm gonna have to eat them. That's why I'll give them dumb names that I don't like."
Me: "I think you should name one Poofesure, seeing that you already don't like him. No, wait, you should name one Beef Boss!!"
My dad: "It would be cool to have a cow named Beef Boss."
Me: "I think you should name one Poofesure, seeing that you already don't like him. No, wait, you should name one Beef Boss!!"
My dad: "It would be cool to have a cow named Beef Boss."
xSuperMario64x
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"If you're new to SaltECrafter... welcome to the family that has high blood pressure"
WhiteLily210
Your friendly enby
"You will BATHE in this oil frozen fries!"
*gets burnt*
"OW! So you have chosen.. it is WAR THEN!"
*gets burnt*
"OW! So you have chosen.. it is WAR THEN!"
xSuperMario64x
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"Squidward's father never hugged him... isn't that sad?"
"Yes I suppose that is rather sad but Squidward can hug himself during his break."
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"I never thought I'd say this, but spongebob... let's get that poop!"
"Yes I suppose that is rather sad but Squidward can hug himself during his break."
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"I never thought I'd say this, but spongebob... let's get that poop!"
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xSuperMario64x
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I WANNA ARM WRESTLE WITH COWBOYS ON THE MOON
ZeldaCrossing64
Supa Cop
"I'm working on my funny faces!"
"Well, you don't have to try too hard for that, buddy."
"Well, you don't have to try too hard for that, buddy."
"And they're off!"
"Kevin is making his way through the race like a champ, he's really favored to win!"
"But looks like Lee is catching up quickly with his acceleration!"
"Looks like Master McMaster Jameson can't keep up! But what's this? He's dying while still running! What determination!!"
"I've just received word that Master McMaster Jameson's body is being dragged by the other runners! And WOW, look at that! Master McMaster Jameson's body has been inadvertently flung through the finish line ahead of the other racers! He wins! He wins!! HE WINNNNNNSSS!!!"
"Let's see what the other contestants have to say about Master McMaster Jameson's thrilling win today!"
"Darn it, I really thought I was going to win." : (
"I must train harder, so that next time I don't lose to a dead guy!"
"Until next year, everyone!"
"Kevin is making his way through the race like a champ, he's really favored to win!"
"But looks like Lee is catching up quickly with his acceleration!"
"Looks like Master McMaster Jameson can't keep up! But what's this? He's dying while still running! What determination!!"
"I've just received word that Master McMaster Jameson's body is being dragged by the other runners! And WOW, look at that! Master McMaster Jameson's body has been inadvertently flung through the finish line ahead of the other racers! He wins! He wins!! HE WINNNNNNSSS!!!"
"Let's see what the other contestants have to say about Master McMaster Jameson's thrilling win today!"
"Darn it, I really thought I was going to win." : (
"I must train harder, so that next time I don't lose to a dead guy!"
"Until next year, everyone!"
ZeldaCrossing64
Supa Cop
"Okay, I'm going to say 'Gimme a kiss' when I'm happy. How does that sound?"
"Delightfully creepy, just like you."
"Delightfully creepy, just like you."
ZeldaCrossing64
Supa Cop
"Oh, what a start to the game. Solid 'Nawwww!', but guess what? You can 'Nawwww!' me all you want, BUT GUESS WHO GOT A +5 DICE?!" -Poofesure
To think, that's the only thing stopping the Earth from getting swallowed up. And it's all on me.
I thought it would've looked much cooler. Should I draw some flames on it? I brought various tubes of this.
No! How about you don't draw flames on the anti-matter bomb?!
I thought it would've looked much cooler. Should I draw some flames on it? I brought various tubes of this.
No! How about you don't draw flames on the anti-matter bomb?!
ZeldaCrossing64
Supa Cop
Some quotes I've said while playing WSR Baskbetball Pickup Game:
- "Yeah, I don't think so, Misaki. You think you're better than me?"
- "WHAT?! I hit my elbow with my Wii Remote, Pierre had no right to swat the ball from me!"
- "Why do I always get my *** kicked at the last second?"
- "WHY DID YOU MISS THE SHOT AGAIN, BEEF BOSS?! YOU SUCK!"
- "Uh-oh. Abby's part of the opposing team, and she's playing on the same side of the court as Beef Boss... This won't end well."
- "Tyrone's the only sane one in this team. He's my favorite, even though Eva is the prettiest."
- "I know why Poof calls Eva 'Blocky McBlockBlock' now. She was literally facing away from Beef Boss, and she somehow turns around so she can block his shot. What the hell."
- "HAHAHAHA! IN YOUR FACE, TOMMY! I BEAT YOUR *** LIKE IT WAS BOXING DAY WITHOUT THE SHOPPING!"
"Moment of silence please"
...
"MAN I'M STARVING"
"Where can a guy get a hamburger around here?!"
*sniff sniff* "he will always be remembered*
"forget him I can bring him back to life later"
"really?!"
"yeah yeah just a sec anyone got a hamburger?"
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"So then the guy turns around and starts running right? And I can just tell, he's shaking in his boots!"
"The champ is circling in, and this guy isn't even looking at him! He's looking at the ground!"
"Next thing you know, he turns around, sprints under the champ's legs and runs to the back wall!"
"No way!"
"What happened next?"
"Guys. I'm right here. Stop talking about me in the third person!"
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"MAN I'M STARVING"
"Where can a guy get a hamburger around here?!"
*sniff sniff* "he will always be remembered*
"forget him I can bring him back to life later"
"really?!"
"yeah yeah just a sec anyone got a hamburger?"
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"So then the guy turns around and starts running right? And I can just tell, he's shaking in his boots!"
"The champ is circling in, and this guy isn't even looking at him! He's looking at the ground!"
"Next thing you know, he turns around, sprints under the champ's legs and runs to the back wall!"
"No way!"
"What happened next?"
"Guys. I'm right here. Stop talking about me in the third person!"
"Jamaal? Jennifer?"
"ahhhh!! AHHHHHHH!!!"
"Hehe, I'm Jason Vorhees, and I'mma kill you, girl"
"WE'RE PLAYING BASKETBALL...."
"what the deuce?"
"WE'RE PLAYING BASKETBALL....!"
"WE'RE PLAYING BASKETBALL... WE'RE PLAYING BASKETBALL....!"
"Where is that noise coming from?"
"Hey man, you ready to play?"
"Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, what are you doing here?"
"And in other news tonight, Jason Vorhees is a new player in the NBA. And man is he tearing it up!"
"That's right, Kevin. In just his first 40 games alone he has a triple double in every. Single. Game."
"And here he comes in tonight, Jason VORhees is ready to clean up in the 5th spot tonight for the New Orleans Skeletons, hoo hoo!"
"DANGGGG, HE'S ON FIRE AGAIN! BAM, BAM, BAM! JASON VORHEES DELIVERS A BEATDOWN ON THE REIGNING CHAMP CHICAGO BULLS SINGLE-HANDEDLY AS THE NEW ORLEANS SKELETONS BECOME NBA CHAMPS FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER!"
"That's it, Jason Vorhees, I'm giving you the keys to the city. You can now go anywhere you want in the city, and no laws apply to you."
"WOW, Jason Vorhees, you're like, more talented than Michael Jordan and LeBron James combined! You could take on anyone and any team!"
"Hehe, I guess I am. Hehe, I guess I am. Hehe, I guess I am."
"**** it, it was just a dream. Well, at least those kids can't make fun of me at the courts ever again before I kill them." : D
"ahhhh!! AHHHHHHH!!!"
"Hehe, I'm Jason Vorhees, and I'mma kill you, girl"
"WE'RE PLAYING BASKETBALL...."
"what the deuce?"
"WE'RE PLAYING BASKETBALL....!"
"WE'RE PLAYING BASKETBALL... WE'RE PLAYING BASKETBALL....!"
"Where is that noise coming from?"
"Hey man, you ready to play?"
"Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, what are you doing here?"
"And in other news tonight, Jason Vorhees is a new player in the NBA. And man is he tearing it up!"
"That's right, Kevin. In just his first 40 games alone he has a triple double in every. Single. Game."
"And here he comes in tonight, Jason VORhees is ready to clean up in the 5th spot tonight for the New Orleans Skeletons, hoo hoo!"
"DANGGGG, HE'S ON FIRE AGAIN! BAM, BAM, BAM! JASON VORHEES DELIVERS A BEATDOWN ON THE REIGNING CHAMP CHICAGO BULLS SINGLE-HANDEDLY AS THE NEW ORLEANS SKELETONS BECOME NBA CHAMPS FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER!"
"That's it, Jason Vorhees, I'm giving you the keys to the city. You can now go anywhere you want in the city, and no laws apply to you."
"WOW, Jason Vorhees, you're like, more talented than Michael Jordan and LeBron James combined! You could take on anyone and any team!"
"Hehe, I guess I am. Hehe, I guess I am. Hehe, I guess I am."
"**** it, it was just a dream. Well, at least those kids can't make fun of me at the courts ever again before I kill them." : D
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