The out of context quotes thread

[xSuperMario64x]

 

[xSuperMario64x]

"do you have friends that want to lick your eyeballs?" - Doctor Mike

 

[BakaRina]

"I used to have goals. They were evil goals, but they were goals."

 

[BakaRina]

"Welcome back to another episode of "This Sounds Like a Fever Dream!"
"And it certainly should be a fever dream."
"But it is, in fact, my life."

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"Since they have the same prior trademark, please refrain from using them conspicuously on packages."

 

[BakaRina]

"Did you put glitter in our laundry detergent?"
"Oh, yeah, I’m experimenting with some new entrepreneurial ideas. That one’s called Sparkle Suds. Dress loud!"
"Will you stop putting glitter in everything? This morning you put glitter in the butter."
"Disco Dairy. Spread the party!"

 

[BakaRina]

"Not a fan when people are giving big news and they ask if you’re sitting down. Don’t try and mitigate my relationship with the floor! If I want to dramatically collapse, I’ll collapse! Don’t force me into a squandered lean."

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"We're now Rank 3, a pasta cooker, so now we can actually cook the pasta. Although we're still not going to." -Poofesure

 

[BakaRina]

"Don’t worry, we’re perfectly safe."
"Yes, a phrase I find is usually followed by a lot of screaming and running and bleeding."

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

 

[ravenclaw_equestrian]

“What do you have against somersaults?”

 

[ravenclaw_equestrian]

[flesh squelches]
[disembodied screaming]
[hand unfurling creakily]
[tentacles undulating moistly]
[tentacle adheres wetly]
[creatures slamming against walls loudly]
[gate writhing wetly]
[guttural gurgling]

-stranger things subtitles

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"Honestly, this would be emotional if I cared about Heidi, but we don't." -Poofesure

 

[BakaRina]

"Don't do anything I wouldn't do. And definitely don't do anything I would do."

 

[-Raven-]

Kirby would play Angry Birds with the volume turned all the way up

 

[-Mars-]

"Um yeah that was part of the plan we totally intended to lose! You won't see the last of us!"
"OWWWWWWWWW!"

 

[Shellzilla_515]

"It'll get start getting hot hot HOT!"

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"Well...duh. Ya know, it ruins the game if you don't play along!"
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"I'm a little short. No, not my height... I need to scrounge up $9.80 pronto!"

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"I think I ate my fortune... This just HAS to be bad luck, right?"

 

[BakaRina]

"When's your birthday?"
"Why? So you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weakness? So you can destroy me?"
"So we know when to wish you a happy birthday."