The out of context quotes thread
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Beethoven, Mozart, Chopin, Liszt, Brahms, Panties... I'm sorry... Schumann, Schubert, Mendelssohn and Bach. Names that will live for ever. But there is one composer whose name is never included with the greats, why is it the world never remembered the name of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-Von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwurstle-gerspurten-mit-zwei-macheluber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shoenendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
*Sailor’s uniform is turned into a vest and shorts by gunshots *
“Noooooo!”
“It’s a vest and shorts!”
“That’s even cuter!”
“Oh come sister, the Admiral hasn’t picked yet.”
“You’re right. It could definitely still be us!”
“The Admiral!”
*The Admiral walks in*
“Who will he choose?”
“THE TWINK!”
*Points to the Sailor who is shocked*
“Noooooo!”
“It’s a vest and shorts!”
“That’s even cuter!”
“Oh come sister, the Admiral hasn’t picked yet.”
“You’re right. It could definitely still be us!”
“The Admiral!”
*The Admiral walks in*
“Who will he choose?”
“THE TWINK!”
*Points to the Sailor who is shocked*
Bart, this is boring.
I guess we could to Martin’s party.
I don’t know. If we’re seen there, it will definitely take our social standing down a notch.
We’re at what now, three?
Three and a half. We get beat up, but we get an explanation.
I guess we could to Martin’s party.
I don’t know. If we’re seen there, it will definitely take our social standing down a notch.
We’re at what now, three?
Three and a half. We get beat up, but we get an explanation.
ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"I'll take 12 donuts, please."
"Hi, welcome to Drippy's."
"Uh... Hi. 12 donuts please."
"Can I take your order?"
"Yeah, 12 donuts please!"
"Sorry, we only sell them by the dozen."
"OK. I'll take a dozen then."
Sorry, we don't have a dozen. We only have 16."
"Fine! Gimme 16 then!!!"
"16 bagels!"
"No wait! I want donuts not bagels!!!"
"Geez, make up your mind! Do you want mustard on those?"
"Mustard?!!? What for?"
"For your bagels!!!"
"I DON'T WANT BAGELS! I DON'T WANT MUSTARD! I JUST WANT DONUTS!!! DONUTS! DONUTS."
"OK, OK!!! You don't have to yell! I'm not an idiot! I'm an intelligent person! Don't be disrespecting me!!!"
"Sorry."
"That's better! Here's your bagels, lady."
"Hi, welcome to Drippy's."
"Uh... Hi. 12 donuts please."
"Can I take your order?"
"Yeah, 12 donuts please!"
"Sorry, we only sell them by the dozen."
"OK. I'll take a dozen then."
Sorry, we don't have a dozen. We only have 16."
"Fine! Gimme 16 then!!!"
"16 bagels!"
"No wait! I want donuts not bagels!!!"
"Geez, make up your mind! Do you want mustard on those?"
"Mustard?!!? What for?"
"For your bagels!!!"
"I DON'T WANT BAGELS! I DON'T WANT MUSTARD! I JUST WANT DONUTS!!! DONUTS! DONUTS."
"OK, OK!!! You don't have to yell! I'm not an idiot! I'm an intelligent person! Don't be disrespecting me!!!"
"Sorry."
"That's better! Here's your bagels, lady."
Okay, time to stop the Dog Man quotes:
Now, Bart, son. I don’t know what you think you saw, but, let me assure you-
What Seymour- what Principal Skinner means to say, Bart, is that sometimes a little boy’s imagination can run away with him.
That’s the best you can do? You could have at least said you were giving her CPR or rehearsing a play.
…is it too late to say that?
*nods*
Now, Bart, son. I don’t know what you think you saw, but, let me assure you-
What Seymour- what Principal Skinner means to say, Bart, is that sometimes a little boy’s imagination can run away with him.
That’s the best you can do? You could have at least said you were giving her CPR or rehearsing a play.
…is it too late to say that?
*nods*
ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"Somebody get this little monster trucker off me!!!"
"Ooohhh, I think he meant mo—"
"Nononono, not in front of the kids."
"Ooohhh, I think he meant mo—"
"Nononono, not in front of the kids."
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Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“You killed my sister?!”
“Well it was 60% self defense but we’re kinda burying the lead here.”
“Well it was 60% self defense but we’re kinda burying the lead here.”
‘What’s a good time for a mass evacuation of the plant?’
‘45 seconds.’
‘And what time are we at now?’
‘I don’t know sir…this stopwatch only goes up to 15 minutes.’
‘Damnation! What kind of slowcoaches do I have working for me? Ah, here’s one of our fellows now…’
*Homer runs outside then barricades the door. Banging and screaming can be heard*
‘45 seconds.’
‘And what time are we at now?’
‘I don’t know sir…this stopwatch only goes up to 15 minutes.’
‘Damnation! What kind of slowcoaches do I have working for me? Ah, here’s one of our fellows now…’
*Homer runs outside then barricades the door. Banging and screaming can be heard*
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
*Nermal and Garfield are talking to each other*
“I heard that your birthday is coming up.”
“Yeah and I can’t believe that I’m turning 20.”
“I thought I smelled something old in here.”
*Next panel shows a cat shaped hole in the wall and Jon entering the room*
“Where’s Nermal?”
“He went for a little walk.”
“I heard that your birthday is coming up.”
“Yeah and I can’t believe that I’m turning 20.”
“I thought I smelled something old in here.”
*Next panel shows a cat shaped hole in the wall and Jon entering the room*
“Where’s Nermal?”
“He went for a little walk.”
What are you going to do?
I’m going to go out there and tell every man, woman and child that I love Edna Krabappel.
Well, that’s nice, but first you gotta grab their attention. And I think I know how.
*steps outside* I have a bomb!
I’m going to go out there and tell every man, woman and child that I love Edna Krabappel.
Well, that’s nice, but first you gotta grab their attention. And I think I know how.
*steps outside* I have a bomb!
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“IS THIS DOLL SUPPOSED TO TAKE THE PLACE OF MY CAT?! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY TABBY?!”
“Jackie needs help y’all! Jackie needs help!”
“Jackie needs help y’all! Jackie needs help!”
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