The out of context quotes thread
- Thread starter Midoriya
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Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Look! It’s a pink Lickitung!”
“You idiot! Lickitung has always been pink!”
“You idiot! Lickitung has always been pink!”
QueenCobra
Baby, you can’t read Roald Dahl
"Trust the Duchess when she says this. Y'all thought y'all had packed me? It ain't over just yet, baby.”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
*Old woman is hurling potted plants at Officers Dangle and Jones from the roof of an old apartment and screaming at them*
“YOU SOBS WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!”
*Dangle speaks from a megaphone while Jones is holding a police shield*
“Ma’am, you need to calm down and come down from there. You’ve been given an eviction notice.”
“I’M NOT LEAVING!”
*More potted plants are thrown*
“Eventually you’re going to run out plants.”
“BITE ME!”
“Oh that is it!”
*Dangle picks up a brick off the ground and hurls it at the old woman and it hits her and she loses her balance and falls face down on top of a parked car and sets off the car alarm*
“Oh no. Run! Run away now!”
“YOU SOBS WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!”
*Dangle speaks from a megaphone while Jones is holding a police shield*
“Ma’am, you need to calm down and come down from there. You’ve been given an eviction notice.”
“I’M NOT LEAVING!”
*More potted plants are thrown*
“Eventually you’re going to run out plants.”
“BITE ME!”
“Oh that is it!”
*Dangle picks up a brick off the ground and hurls it at the old woman and it hits her and she loses her balance and falls face down on top of a parked car and sets off the car alarm*
“Oh no. Run! Run away now!”
QueenCobra
Baby, you can’t read Roald Dahl
“She's my grandma, she's my grandma
And she doesn't shut her trap
She doesn't shut her trap
I take it for five minutes
But after six I say...
Shut your face, Grandma!”
And she doesn't shut her trap
She doesn't shut her trap
I take it for five minutes
But after six I say...
Shut your face, Grandma!”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“I am the Cheese. I am the best character on the show. I am better than the Salami and Bologna combined.”
Suguri
/ᐠ - ˕ -マ
It's the 4th of July which is Independence Day in the United States which means it's time to celebrate our freedom and blind patriotism. There's no better way to celebrate than to light up some Chinese made fireworks.
-a TBTer
-a TBTer
QueenCobra
Baby, you can’t read Roald Dahl
“And then I'm gonna have the IRS crawl so far up your husband's colon, he's gonna wish the only thing they find is more cancer."
