See, that's the problem with putting too much stock in the old days. You remember all the GOOD stuff, but you forget about the time you got spanked by your best friend's mom.
“The country runs better with a good-looking man in the White House. I mean, look what happened with Nixon; no one wanted to f him, so he f’ed everyone.“
“How about you drive, dear?”
*Pickles lights a lighter and blows on the flame which suddenly bursts outward into an even larger flame*
“I’m good for wielding but driving is totally out of the question.”
Dear Lord, please let Mr. Jefferson get hit on the head so he forgets about the money I owe him. And please let me get past the third level of Twisted Wizard without having to use any of my bonus health packs. Amen, and thank you in advance.