The out of context quotes thread

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“I’m a monster!”
*Bob hops off horrified. George Klimer shouts as Bob runs away*
“We’ve all gotten used to it!”

 

[QueenCobra]

“I mean, look at the poster for Sack Lunch.”

“It's a family in a brown paper bag.”

“Don't you wanna know how they got in there?”

 

[Yoshi155]

Let’s see when was the last time I posted here… 2 months ago okay


There’s no people, just breathable air and giant mushrooms and stuff.

Well, look at it this way. At least you won’t be the only fun-guy.

No. Don’t ever do that again.

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"Never eat your house, or you'll be homeless."

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“It’s not against any religion
To dispose of a pigeon.”

 

[QueenCobra]

“I WANT MY DADDY’S RECORDS!”

 

[Mr.Fox]

R-E-L-A-P-S-E
That’s what beer has done to me!

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Winter's a good time to stay in and cuddle
But put me in summer and I'll be a- *Olaf stares at a puddle* happy snowman!”

 

[SkyKnight03]

"Life is what happens when your busy making other plans".

I'll actually add some context to this in a spoiler, because it's famous and quite eerie.

Spoiler

This quote was made famous by John Lennon. One of his final conversations involved making plans with his wife. Not long after he walked out the door, he was shot to death by a deranged man.

This is an instance of where I find circumstances involving the quote more interesting than the actual quote.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Why does your floor make stuff blow up?”
“Yeah that’s something I never understood myself. Look here.”
*Meatwad is holding the tv remote and drops it and it explodes*
“Meatwad! That was the remote!”
*Meatwad tosses the tv on the floor and it also blows up*
“Not the tv!”
“Watch this.”
*Meatwad attempts to pick up Shake but can only lift him a couple of inches off the ground*
“Go for it. It’s not gonna work. I’m a Highlander too!”
“Frylock lifts Shake completely off the ground by a couple of feet and drops him onto the floor which also makes him blow up shocking Meatwad and Frylock*
“Oh my god! It did work! Look at that, Frylock! We’re free!”
“[Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarn]! We’ve should have thought of that in 2002!”

 

[Midoriya]

*Aliens chasing the crew down a hallway*

"Wait guys, wait... just stop."

*The strongest alien stops, confused*

"You look like your hygiene isn't that good. But don't worry, Mr. Clean can help!"

*One of the crew members begins awkwardly brushing the xenomorph's teeth and cleaning its body while it just stands there*

*All of a sudden Shaggy from Scooby-Doo appears*

"Like dude, that is a highly dangerous creature that you're giving a bath... I would step away if I were you, hoo-hoo!"

*The xenomorph finally grows tired of this and eats Shaggy*

"AHHHH, EVERYONE, RUN!!!"

*Everyone continues to run until they encounter a deadend*

*But all of a sudden Arnold Schwarzenegger appears*

"I'll hold them back! Just get in dah choppah!"

"What do you mean get in the chopper? WE'RE IN ******* SPACE!"

*Arnold fires off a round at the xenomorph before looking back at the crew member and staring intensely*

"JUST GET IN DAH CHOPPAH!"

*All of a sudden Tony Chopper from One Piece appears*

"Huehuehue, that's right! I'm here to transport you all back to Earth-- whawhawhat are you doin?!?"

*One of the crew members grabs Tony Chopper and feeds him to the xenomorph as a distraction so everyone else can escape*

*The TV screen turns off*

"So, what did you think of the new movie?"

"..."

*Everyone gets up and leaves*

 

[Mr.Fox]

"Life is what happens when you’re busy making other plans".

I’d heard this before, and am slightly embarrassed to admit that my first thought was Christopher Robin talking to Winnie The Pooh

‘But Rabbit I wasn’t gonna eat it! …I was just gonna taste it…’

 

[rocketspruggs]

"Franky Franklin, a ridiculous name for a ridiculous man."

 

[Yoshi155]

Uh… meow?

 

[Yoshi155]

So you’ve been spying on us all for years.

I mean, I wouldn’t call it spying. We were all just hanging out, only I wasn’t invited and no one knew I was there.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“No my first name ain’t Baby. It’s Janet. Miss Jackson if you’re nasty.”

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“I’m here. Now what was so important that you had to drag me away from work.”
“The baby’s sick.”
“Oooo! The baby’s sick. That’s the big emergency?”
*Camera pans to the Baby sitting on the floor playing with his back facing the camera. Earl bends down to take a closer look as the Baby turns his head to look at him*
Baby (in deep demonic voice): Not the Mama!
*Head starts turning 360 degrees*
“Uh Robbie had the same thing! Only without the head turning thing….”

 

[ShadowLelouch97]

"Hands off the penguin! It's mine!"

 

[Beanz]

“i am a shrimp and the world is my stove top” -me

 

[rocketspruggs]

"Candace, honey, I'm going out to a birthday party."

"For who?"

"You know Vivian's aunt's sister's landlord's son?"

"Evan?"

"His son."

"Dexter?"

"Yeah, it's his birthday."

"Why do they even have parties for two-year-olds? It's not like they're gonna remember anything."

"Baby parties aren't for the babies, Candace, they're for the moms."

"The moms?"

"So they can feel rewarded for all the hard work they do."