The out of context quotes thread

[xSuperMario64x]

"you will get juggled by the cataquacks" - beanzard64

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"Yes, yes, I saw the Terrance and Phillip movie. Who wants to touch me? ...I said who wants to ****in' touch me?!"

*Touching Cartman's hand* "Oooh..."

 

[Suguri]

I'm a villain! I won't fix the sign that just fell!
-Gaster, PaRappa the Rapper anime (translated from Japanese)

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Robots are a wonderful way to terrorize the tri-state area.”

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“It’s the witches from the Volcano of Gloom!”
“They’re cute!”
“CUTE?! She called us cute!”
“How embarrassing!”

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“That’s it? That’s your arch nemesis?”
“Yep.”
“So no robbing banks?”
“Uh huh.”
“No trying to take over the world?”
“Nuh Uh.”
“He just makes you wash his [junk]?”
“That’s right.”
“What a strange strange man.”

 

[matt]

"a man's gotta know his limitations"

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Hurry Spike! Look! This is a good place!”
“A good place for what? Oh my feet are killing me.”
“To fly! Like Windwhistler and Northstar.”
“But they’re Pegasus Ponies. You’re just an Earthling. You can’t fly.”
“Can too! I can do anything! Watch!”
“NO! You’ll get hurt!”
*Baby Lickitysplit jumps off a cliff into the air*
“We’re flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyying!”
*Spike grabs Baby’s tail as she begins to fall*
“We’re falllllll-ing!”

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Well, children, I’ve just acquired a cadaver so tomorrow’s lesson will be on anatomy.”

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Nugget needs nuggets for the new Nugget Cave!”

 

[QueenCobra]

"I better get them Cha-Cha heels."

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“They found my dad in some secret lab underneath his office dead. He was missing his head. You understand what I must do, right?”
*Find foster parents?*
“Geez! I have a mom! No, I need to get revenge.”

 

[Chronos314_XD]

"When there's no cops around, anythings legal!"

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“I’m fighting a vacuum. And losing!”

 

[QueenCobra]

“Hey, don’t judge me; I’ve SEEN Pink Flamingos!”

 

[Yukari Yakumo]

"How is it that islands, formed from just solidified magma, managed to go from mounds of barren volcanic glass in the middle of the ocean to tropical paradises with incredible biodiversity?"

"At least in the case of flora, some plants, such as coconut trees, evolved to produce seeds that float on water, and therefore can be carried by ocean currents to distant locations."

".........................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARE YOU SUGGESTING COCONUTS MIGRATE?!"

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“You're a geriatric telegram boy and I'm rich and good with puppets, so you do the math."

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“This is Germany 1930 bad. In a few months, this will be the least of your worries.”
“You keep saying stuff like that!”

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“If you want to turn back to normal, pick one of these chocolates. Your choices are Caustic Carmel, Malicious Mallow, or Antidote.”

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Yes, we have one son I gave birth to and one son you gave birth to. Let’s never tell him how it happened.”
“Agreed.”
*End of flashback and Finn and Jake are in the Treehouse*
“And so they never told me.”
“Never told you what?”
“I don’t know! They never told me! Ha!”