The out of context quotes thread
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QueenCobra
a thousand words in one sigh
“She's strong, I'm strong. She's fun, I'm fun. She's beautiful, I'm gorgeous!”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“I eat what all food comes from and where they eventually return!”
“Discount supermarkets?”
“Discount supermarkets?”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Are you a potato?”
“As sure as the Earth is flat!”
*The Watersons all stare at Idaho awkwardly in silence*
“As sure as the Earth is flat!”
*The Watersons all stare at Idaho awkwardly in silence*
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
*Darwin kicks Idaho high into the air and he goes flying over the fence. Nicole is very angry while Richard is laughing hysterically and clapping his hands*
“Darwin!”
“He said there were no rules.”
“You didn’t have to kick him over a house!”
“I was defending myself!”
“Against what?! You’re like eight times his size!”
“I panicked, okay?!”
“Do it again! Do it again!”
*Richard stops cheering once he notices everyone but Darwin glaring at him angrily*
“Darwin!”
“He said there were no rules.”
“You didn’t have to kick him over a house!”
“I was defending myself!”
“Against what?! You’re like eight times his size!”
“I panicked, okay?!”
“Do it again! Do it again!”
*Richard stops cheering once he notices everyone but Darwin glaring at him angrily*
ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"Your body isn't a doughnut, it's a bodysuit for a spider."
rocketspruggs
𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔪𝔞𝔩 𝔣𝔬𝔯𝔢𝔰𝔱 𝔠𝔯𝔬𝔰𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤
"Our boss is interested in your body."
"Sorry, but I'm not into dudes."
"That is not what he meant, master. He plans to use your superhuman physiology for his research in evolution."
"Sorry, but I'm not into dudes."
"That is not what he meant, master. He plans to use your superhuman physiology for his research in evolution."
xSuperMario64x
call me Bug 🇨🇦💜🐛
someone: "don't you want to show them a little gratitude?
me: "yes, I would like to thank the police for allowing me to roller blade in Walmart"
(me in my dream lol)
me: "yes, I would like to thank the police for allowing me to roller blade in Walmart"
(me in my dream lol)
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Well, it’s been awhile my friend. A few months?”
“Eighteen years, dumb***.”
“Time sure does fly, don’t it?”
“No it doesn’t.”
“Eighteen years, dumb***.”
“Time sure does fly, don’t it?”
“No it doesn’t.”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“We graduated from Harvard.”
“I was head of my class!”
“If you test our sobriety”
“I might not pass.”
“If you don’t like it you can kiss our [Car Horn SFX]! We’re just like yoooooooooou!”
“I was head of my class!”
“If you test our sobriety”
“I might not pass.”
“If you don’t like it you can kiss our [Car Horn SFX]! We’re just like yoooooooooou!”
QueenCobra
a thousand words in one sigh
“How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?!”
"To confuse your opponent you must first confuse yourself".
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“I’m not the same as the potatoes they serve in the canteen. Are you saying all potatoes look the same?!”
*Gumball looks uncomfortable*
“Uhhhhhhhh….”
*Sarah whispers to Gumball*
“Just say no!”
*Gumball looks uncomfortable*
“Uhhhhhhhh….”
*Sarah whispers to Gumball*
“Just say no!”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
*Ms Applegate comes out of stall*
“UGH! My head is spinning! At this point I need to check into reha-“
*Ms Applegate notices the Player and Janitior standing over Bob’s decapitated corpse and goes back into the stall*
“Nope nope nope nopity nope nope!”
“UGH! My head is spinning! At this point I need to check into reha-“
*Ms Applegate notices the Player and Janitior standing over Bob’s decapitated corpse and goes back into the stall*
“Nope nope nope nopity nope nope!”
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xSuperMario64x
call me Bug 🇨🇦💜🐛
rocketspruggs
𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔪𝔞𝔩 𝔣𝔬𝔯𝔢𝔰𝔱 𝔠𝔯𝔬𝔰𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤
"Why do my nostrils whisper to me?"
