The out of context quotes thread

[Captain Jigglypuff]

*Sock puppet Chris Brown and Rihanna are talking to each other on the phone*
“I’m sorry baby that I hit you and strangled you baby and bit your fingers. But I bought you an iPod and some diamonds and an elephant.”
“What the [Bleep] am I gonna do with an elephant?! Just send me the iPod and the diamonds. And stop calling me!”
*Rihanna hangs up the phone*

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*Sock puppet Oprah on tv*
“Rihanna, if you’re watching, listen to me. Do not go back to him! He will hit you again. Girl are you listening to me?”
*Cut to sock puppet Rihanna swaying from side to side as she listens to an iPod*

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

*Sock puppet Michael Jackson is talking to his brothers*
“Brothers, I’ve been doing a lot of thinking. There’s only one thing to improve The Jackson 5.”
“What’s that?”
“You’ve got to go away!”
“What?”
“I’m going solo! Shoo! Shoo! Shoo! Shoo! Shoo! Shoo!”
*Rest of the sock puppet brothers leave*
“You haven’t heard the last of Tito Jackson!”
*Sock puppet Micheal breaks the fourth wall by staring at the viewer in awkward silence*

 

[Chronos314_XD]

"And let's not forget last teusday's... incident."

*scene cuts to Dipper singing to himself in the bathroom*

"DISCO GIRL, COMING THROUGH. THAT GIRL IS YOU!!"

*Grunkle Stan walks in on him by accident*

"DON'T COME IN! DON'T COME IN!!"