The out of context quotes thread

[Captain Jigglypuff]

*Sock puppet Chris Brown and Rihanna are talking to each other on the phone*
“I’m sorry baby that I hit you and strangled you baby and bit your fingers. But I bought you an iPod and some diamonds and an elephant.”
“What the [Bleep] am I gonna do with an elephant?! Just send me the iPod and the diamonds. And stop calling me!”
*Rihanna hangs up the phone*

Post automatically merged: Sep 26, 2024

*Sock puppet Oprah on tv*
“Rihanna, if you’re watching, listen to me. Do not go back to him! He will hit you again. Girl are you listening to me?”
*Cut to sock puppet Rihanna swaying from side to side as she listens to an iPod*

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

*Sock puppet Michael Jackson is talking to his brothers*
“Brothers, I’ve been doing a lot of thinking. There’s only one thing to improve The Jackson 5.”
“What’s that?”
“You’ve got to go away!”
“What?”
“I’m going solo! Shoo! Shoo! Shoo! Shoo! Shoo! Shoo!”
*Rest of the sock puppet brothers leave*
“You haven’t heard the last of Tito Jackson!”
*Sock puppet Micheal breaks the fourth wall by staring at the viewer in awkward silence*

 

[Chronos314_XD]

"And let's not forget last teusday's... incident."

*scene cuts to Dipper singing to himself in the bathroom*

"DISCO GIRL, COMING THROUGH. THAT GIRL IS YOU!!"

*Grunkle Stan walks in on him by accident*

"DON'T COME IN! DON'T COME IN!!"

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

*Sock Puppet Micheal Jackson is standing next to a sock puppet of Lisa Marie Presley when his nose falls off*
“Oops! My nose fell off!”
“Your nose fell off!”
“My nose fell off!”
*Both puppets laugh hysterically about it*
“Bye nose!”
“Bye bye nose! Bye!”

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

*Sock Puppet Michael Jackson’s hair catches on fire*
“AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! MY HAIR IS ON FIRE! Quick! Someone pour Pepsi on it! Man am I hot….”

 

[Chronos314_XD]

"NON-SPECIFIC EXCUSE!"

*Shoves everything off the table and runs off.*

 

[QueenCobra]

“My last name must Robbins because I’m Baskin in these ashes.”

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"Hey guys, do you remember everything you learned in my class?"

"Yep."

"Nope."

"What class?"

 

[You got mail!]

"You know how to use this?"

"Kinda. I've covered wars, you know."

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

*Sock puppet Joe Jackson sees Sock
Puppet Michael*
“Hey there little Michael! Where you been?”
“Shopping.”
“What you buy?”
“The Beatles.”
“Never heard of them.”

 

[Chronos314_XD]

"I eat kids?! But we're kids!!"

"It's heaven's punishment for our terrible tastes in everything!"

 

[moonbyu]

"the dark lord is upon us. happy holidays."
- vincent vinesauce

 

[QueenCobra]

“So I'm painting the depression on?"

 

[xSuperMario64x]

"I didn't have much wiggle room, but I  did still have wiggle room. and I was wigglin'. and jigglin'."

 

[QueenCobra]

“Ew, he left me a voicemail.”

“You can’t say you’re into older guys and then freak out about a voicemail. Walk the walk.”

 

[Midoriya]

"Chubs! Eh, Hairball!"

"Eh hehe, okay? You talkin' to me?"

"Spin around and direct your attention to me!"

"You checked your cholesterol lately? You probably got a heart condition coming on. Hehehe, oh yeah!"

"You serious?"

"Yes, big boy!"

"You got a death wish or something here?"

"I'm gonna hop in my pool right now and do a few laps, and when I get out, you had better, if you know what's good for ya, have a warm towel for me, fresh out of the dryer! And I mean HOT! I will NOT say it again! So if I were you, I'd get those cottage cheese fives moving to the laundry room, and eat a salad once in awhile. Time is money--"

"Time IS money! Give us some money!"

"--And my time right now is devoted to laps."

"Man, you told him, man. You told him!"

"yEAH, I know that I did. It was just so easy!"

"I'm gonna tell you, milkshake. Your mouth, is really writing some checks in your cup can cash!"

"Is that right? Well, why don't you deposit this in your bank of choice?!?"

*Master Shake uses Frylock's contacts to destroy Carl's house*

"BOOOOOOOM!"

"No!"

"You take it!"

"My breakfast nook!"

"Yeah!"

"AHHH, WITH A WHOLE TUSCAN FEED!"

"Woooh, yeah boi, you did it! Yeah, you did it!"

"Hehe... you calling me boy?"

"No!"

"Do I look like a small child to you?"

*Meatwad responding nervously*

"Of course not, of course not. It's a term of endearment... you know, like I love you, you love me, and we one happy family. Please don't hurt me."

"Yes yeah, sally forth. Fetch me my floaty nave."

"Yeah boi, I mean yes sir! Yes sir!"

*Master Shake hops in Carl's pool*

 

[Chronos314_XD]

"Hmm this seems like something a responsible parent wouldn't want you doing... Good thing I'm an uncle!"

"AVENGE ME KIDS!! AVENGE MEEE!!!"

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Ooooo those newborn twins! They really make me mad!”
“If they met up with monsters I’d be a little glad!”

 

[Mr.Fox]

Unless you’re willing to try a radical, untested, potentially dangerous-
Candy bar?
No!

 

[SkyKnight03]

"Aw shoot, here we go again".